--the cliché but totally not cliché story of a fanboy who fell in love with his idol--
Kim Taehyung, known as 'vantae' on Instagram is the sub-vocalist in gayYP's BANGTAN, has always been madly in love with his idol, BigHit's rap-group's main rapper...
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agustd: Fuck ya'll hoes, I'm sending you to Hong Kong with my tongue technology.
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lilmeowmeow: man that was personal
hoeforyoongles: damn daddY flipping the biRD likE itS no oneS bizz
vantae: hyung is so cool!!!!!! I loved the MV, it was so amazing. I just wanna play it all day, and- and AND die. ok bye.
agustdick: LMAO look at Tae being his Hyung's biggest fanboy. uWu. also @agustd please notice him!! He's been here for like FOREVER.
=> comment liked by vantae
parkchimney: lol so everyone knows now?
jibootyfever: WHAT DO WE KNOW? I DONT KNOW???!! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW JIMIN OPPA?????
agustd:@agustdick nice username. also who?
pornesianparrapio: LMAO biggest diss ever WHY DOES YOONGI NOT KNOW KIM TAEHYUNG? everyone knows him!! does he live under a rock or something ksksjkjksjs
babymochi: Yoongles looks so DaDDy in this picture ajkjajkajka IDEK WHY I USED TO THINK HE WAS A CUTIEPIE. my whole life has been a lie kill me guys.
bubblyjinlover: damn Yoongi going all bias wrecker on my broke ass. now I gotta buy the coming album just to get a photo card that looks like this, wah DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO LIVE TO SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN?
vantae:@parkchimney please stop teasing me I really can't take it anymore.
agustd: @pornesianparrapio i am the rock.
memetan: IM CRUING jaskjsddhded LMAO THIS COMMENTS SECTION is everyTHING I need.
got7army: taehyungie being a blushing mess I'm SURE
suckchin: @got7army he locked himself in the bathroom and is crying on how hot and badass his hyungie looks in the new photoshoot.
=> comment liked by goldenmaknae, parkchimney
jeonggukkie: #EXPOSED HAHAHA poor taetae, what with Seokjin exposing his ass and his ultimate crush not knowing his name. We LOVE you TAEYUNGIE STAY STRONG
jacksonwanger: hyung! you look good! also tae do you need ice cream? me and the boys got you covered okay? you're our baby too
marktwat:@vantae we'll be over in like 3 minutes bam and gyeom are bringing Tom and Jerry.
sunshinehobi: OMO LOOK AT THE GOT7 hyungs being so caring I NEED MEN LIKE THAT. WHY DO SUCH SPECIMEN NOT EXIST IN THIS IMPERFECT WORLD?
exo12hoe: lmao Mark's username still has me cracking skksjkskjkja
jhoe:@agustd you look hot, yoongs! Joon and I are waiting so GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE AND COME TO THE STUDIO, asshat.
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doubleb:@exo12hoe marker's called a twat for a reason. Also you illiterate FOOL it's called BEN AND JERRY's NOT FUCKING TOM AND JERRY THAT'S MY CHILDHOOD YOURE RUINING YOU STUPID TWAT. [see?]
multikpopstan: sksjskksks seeing everyone fight in the comments section is better than watching a 16 episode k-drama.
goldenmaknae: @multikpopstan why else do you think I was staying quiet and lurking'?
got7enthusiast: @doubleb KING roasting another KING
silvermaknae: @got7enthusiast *beggar
marktwat: you can find somewhere else to sleep tonight, Yugyeom don't even bother coming back to the dorms.
hungjae: Jungkook's not the golden maknae anymore, it's king yugyeom
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goldenmaknae: BLOCKd
btsismylifeu: hahaha no one's even talking about Yoongi's hotness now, it's all about Tae and Got7.
hungjae: OH MY GOD JUNGKOOK ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME, SOMEONE TELL HIM TO UNBLOCK. that disgusting little shit
shititsbts: ksljkdjkldasjfdjjfalkdjf IM CRUING Jungkook blocked Youngjae cuz he said that he's not the golden maknae anymore ahahahahahah this is the best shit everrrrrr
yoongipedia: don't mind me im just here to enjoy Yoongi's sizzling new look. wow he does look amazing here, we dig the new hair colour. ya'll are funny, but im here to admire this hot man like it's no ones business. we love you, Suga!
=> comment liked by agustd, vantae
parkchimney: STATUS UPDATE: these idiots actually came to the dorm to cheer Tae up with ice cream and it's workingggg! he's sitting cross legged on the sofa with ice cream smudged all over his cute face, muttering "how can min yoongi hyung shake my heart like this he has no right. NO FAIR." petition for @agustd to notice him. sign it please, everyone!
suckchin: S
doubleb: I
hungjae: G
goldenmaknae: N
silvermaknae: E
marktwat: D
jacksonwanger: signed x2 (from both me and tae coz he can't type with sticky chocolate covered hands)
sugakookie: awweeeee this is so heartwarming I need me some hoes who are like GOT7 and Bangtan.
raplobster: AWEJKJLALJWJWJ my heart is exploding uUWUuUWUWu TAEHYUNG how can YOU shake my heart like this? YOU'rE TOO CUTE and I think we're all surprised that Yoongi doesn't know you.
parkchimney: @raplobster he's been too shy to even think of meeting Yoongi. I know Suga hyung well (we've met on several occasions) , but Tae won't even try. he's hopelessly such a fanboy, and we're all pushing him to try but he refuses.
jaebumsmoles: OH so that's why we don't have any tae x yoongles interaction? that explains a lot..
vantae: can everyone stop exposing me I feel naked.
agustd:@vantae so you're this Taehyung who everybody wants me to meet?
jyparkinglot: CALL 911 MAN DOWN I REPEAT MAN DOWN!!!!! Taehyung's collapsed onto Jackson after he saw Yoongi's reply im not kidding THIS IS NOT A DRILL
hehehehe that's it for the first chapter! hope you like it, and give me some suggestions too for some scenarios you would like for to happen! hehe ADD THIS BOOK TO YOUR PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE reading list so that you'll get notifs!
