(for all those who were #taegi starved... this one's for you! I ain't keeping you waiting for too long.)
(and it's loooooooooong! with many uwu's)
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bts.bighitofficial: Ddaeng out now! Real Me the 5th Studio Album is out on all major streaming platforms! One more day for the M Countdown stage, so please vote for BTS!
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dancemonster: finally, the album is out! I hope you love it as much as we do, Army!😃
jhoe: so much has gone into this, and we hope you feel our hearts through this set!😀
agustd: thank you for all the love, everyone.😊
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namtiddies: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME😭??????? THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD IN MY LIFE?😫
namjinfreak: the Cypher Set. motherfuckers shook the fucking planet🥶
chunghahaha: fuck, the tongue technology has got to me. holy fuck, I love this! @agustd babe, im sorry if all you're ever gonna hear playing on my speakers are the songs in this album🤩😍
agustd: np sugar, I'm glad you loved it😘
agustdick: why do I find it so cute that Yoongi calls Chungha 'sugar' while he's 'SUGA'. my heart has been FILLED🥰
gayyp.twicetagram: YES YES YES WE ADORE THIS!!!😍
gayyp.got7official: we second it! we dig this, and it's all we're gonna play in the studio for warmups.😅
babymochi: I'm questioning my undying love only for Bangtan today. This album snatched my fucking cheap whore wig😂
vantae: this is going to be long. Brace your fucking selves. First off. DDAENG?? what the fucking fuck were you hyungs thINKING? did you THINK? did you think of the fucking consequences your irresponsible actions would have on poor fans like us? NAMJOON HYUNG, that fucking stutter is murdering my fucking soul. I'm with my girlfriend as I type this, and all my unworthy mouth can fucking mumble is 'ILPAL ILSAM SAMPAL DDAAENG'. I think she'll break up with me if I say it one more fucking time. well, she's gonna fucking have to live without me coz im not fucking stopping.
vantae: THE CYPHER SET? BITCH WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING? AGAIN? part 1? BOMB. LIT. DUDE WTF HOBI HYUNG? you're getting it from me when you come over next, because im pissed. your rap was crazy. part 2? YOONGI HYUNG? care to explain why you fucking ran me over with that fucking bus? DED. part 3? FUCKING SUPREME BOI HYUNG COLLAB? WHEN? HOW? WHY? im so fucking happy. Again, Yoongi hyung. WHY. FUCKING WHY. part 4? I cant even choose who was my fucking favourite here. FUCKING SORRY BAE
vantae: did you think I was fucking done? BITCH FUCK NO🤬
vantae: THE SOLO SONGS. I have NO words. NONE. im fucking shook, speechless and dead. Joonie hyung? LOVE? SARANG SARANG SARANG JUST BECAME MY FUCKING FAVOURITE SET OF WORDS right after ILPAL ILSAM SAMPAL DDAENG. Just Dance? FUCKING REALLY HOBI HYUNG? REALLY? fucking murder my stupid ass anyways. fucking shits all of you are for releasing this only now. SEESAW? Yoongi hyung, no disrespect but I will fucking run you over with a goddamn fucking tRAIN if you even THINK of not performing it asap. DIE, WHORES FUCKING DIE
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Fanfiction--the cliché but totally not cliché story of a fanboy who fell in love with his idol-- Kim Taehyung, known as 'vantae' on Instagram is the sub-vocalist in gayYP's BANGTAN, has always been madly in love with his idol, BigHit's rap-group's main rapper...
