Big and Beautiful, Paisley

Ch. 8

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Romono (Larenzo's best friend and Teanna's boyfriend), Yuriah and Demetria in the MM

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Romono,

"If you don't get your hands off of me you dirty ass hoe! The fawk you think you touchin'?"

        Why hoes gotta be so thirsty, man? I swear, Imma start bringing a GMC truck with gallons of water with paper cups and start passing them out to all these damn thots in school. Psh, can't forget about the teachers though. They be pushin' it too.

"Baby, I want you.."

"Look, Yuriah, Yuri, Zuri, Seri- whatever people call you, I'm not your baby. I do not want you. You're very beautiful and all, but damn.. Can I get some space? I got a girl that is always up in my grill- and I looooooove it" I got up in her face, making sure she smelled my coffee breath

"Ew! What the hell?!"

"See," I finished my Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup "I don't like you. I really don't"

"But, I like you though" She piped up

"Wait, wasn't you trynna hit on my dawg just a week or two ago or somethin'?"

"Yes, I was. So?"

"And Dontez? And Tyler? And Hanson? And Venny and his twin Denny? The fuck? Girl get out my face!" I scoffed

"Or what? It ain't like your obese ass of a girlfriend can whoop my ass anyway?" She placed her hand on my chest. I swatted it away

"Really? Are you that dumb? You think somebody that's bigger than your ass can't beat you? Oh my gosh, the logic, the logic is so real right now" I kept poked her forehead

"Well maybe I am dumb, but c'mon, I'll just give you some head and we'll call it a day" She said, giving me a wink, gripping me through my jeans

"Aw, hell nah!" Teanna grabbed Yuriah by her hair, making Yuriah almost rip my balls off

"Ow! What the fuck?!" I hissed "Tea- Ooh girl get her!"

"Bitch, why you touchin' my man like that, huh?" Teanna spat

"I wasn't touchin' your man, girl please I don't even want him"

"Hoe don't get double teamed" I shot a glare at her

"What you think you trynna do? You trynna hoe around with somebody that don't want you? Especially somebody that I marked mines along as time ago? Bitch, that is my territory. Once you start to attack it, you finna get whoop ass in a can right'hea, yo"

"If you wanna fight, we can fight!" Yuriah shouted, making me scratch my head

        Skurrrr- bitch what?

Teanna started laughing, "Ion got time for this, man" She banged Yuriah's head on the locker and walked away

"Teanna! Don't walk away from me! Your pew bear is hurt!" I limp-ran after her

"How?" She turned around

"When you dragged her by her hair, she grabbed something with her and it almost got ripped off. I swear, it's not pretty..." I shook my head

        She pulled me into a hug and started kissing all over my face.

"Aww, I'm sorry baby.. I'll make up for it, I promise. Imma buy you some pizza and chips with a 2 liter bottle of Crush Orange soda and we gone be good" She laughed "Okay?"