Joyriding

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As they zoom away , they cheer as their vengeance was served.

Sonic- Whoo !

Espio- Boy , put crowns are heads because we are the kings !

Sonic- Whoo !

Sonic turns up the radio and everyone sings along as Espio bangs on the steering wheel and horn in rhythm..

Gang- You gotta move ! You gotta move ! You gotta move !

Sonic then crazily sticks almost his whole body out of the window and dances the floss  briefly before he squishes himself back into the car , amusing the bee and the crocodile.

Vector- ( Laughs ) Have you seen his face ? Price--

Charmy- Less !

Vector- Price--

Charmy- Less !

Espio- Price--

Charmy- Less !

Sonic- A toast to a new world order : We are calling the shots now !

Sonic and his troublemaking friends clink their cans together before they resume to drink them.

Sonic- ( Smiles ) And nothing can touch us.

Then , all of the sudden , they hear sirens blaring. Everyone quickly knows whose sirens as Sonic looks back , terrified. It's the cops.

Sonic- Aw , man !

Espio- ( Sees through the mirror ) Aw , Man !

Vector- Man , aw man !

Charmy- You gotta let me out ! You gotta let me out !

Wiggum- ( Over radio ) Stop in the name of squeamishness !

Espio- ( Scared ) Aw , man , they're talking to us now !

Charmy- Pull over ! You gotta pull over !

Sonic- We can't pull over ! ( Gets an idea ) Hang on !

Sonic steps on Espio's foot , which is stepping o the gas pedals , going faster than before.

Espio- ( Whining ) What could be worse than this ?!

Inside the police vehicle , an African American is videotaping the gang joyriding as Officer Wiggum.

Wiggum- Well , what we got here is probably some teenagers going on a joyride in Mom's car. Yeah , we'll shake em up a bit , send them home... You know kids ? Nothing like a good strip search we'll cure ya ( Chuckles , then stares awkwardly ) Is this thingy still on ?

Back inside Shego's vehicle , Sonic looks back with one brow raised.

Sonic- Is that a camper ?

Charmy and Vector panic as Espio is having an emotional mental breakdown.

Espio- This is it. This is goodbye !

Sonic- They're taping cops !

Espio- ( Starts to cry ) Mommy ! Maaamaaaaaa !!!

Sonic- Hey , relax , we can lose them. It's just a car , right ?

Then , a helicopter flies in front of them , shining it's light at the vehicle , thus making the magenta chameleon more of an emotional mess.

Espio- It's a chopper ! It's a chopper ! ( Bursts into tears ) WE'RE GONNA DIE !!!

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