lovecast. jaemin

twenty

[INTRO PLAYS]

SORAE: welcome back, a whole new episode after a while, how's everyone?

JAEMIN: we've all been busy nowadays right? the weather's getting colder, everyone remember to dress warm!

SORAE: speaking of cold, when i was 11 i slipped on snow and fractured my arm. it was really bad.

JAEMIN: wait i didn't know this

SORAE: i don't think you knew me when i was 11 but okay.

JAEMIN: i have an embarrassing story too, actually second hand embarrassment, my roommate was....let's just say having an intimate moment with his girlfriend—

SORAE: oh god i know where this is going

JAEMIN: well i walked in on them because i just wanted to grab some cereal at 2am, how'd i know they're having sex in the kitchen.

SORAE: i would be traumatised

SORAE: this reminds me of me and jaemin walking in on our high school pe teacher and physics teacher kissing and we just pretended like we didn't see anything

JAEMIN: yeah oh my god! that was during....sophomore year? junior year? what year was it?

SORAE: pretty sure it was junior year, i hope ms. jung you're still with him!

JAEMIN: we're talking about ourselves too much, let's read some comments.

JAEMIN: okay let's go, there are a lot of comments asking about high school oh my god!

SORAE: "sorae, was jaemin single in high school?" well.....were you single?

JAEMIN: i dated twice in high school, yeah.

SORAE: "sorae are you single now?"

SORAE: n-no i'm not, but i'm available if you want to give me free food!

JAEMIN: that's just mean

JAEMIN: "how did you and sorae meet?"

SORAE: oh god

JAEMIN: obviously middle school, but if you want to know how our friendship started it goes like —

SORAE: stop right there let me speak, i was the new cheerleader during freshman year and he used to play. he hit me with the ball—

JAEMIN: that wasn't intentional, i'm still sorry

SORAE: whatever i ended up in the infirmary and that night he chain texted me to ask whether i'm okay or not, long story short we ended up talking everyday.

JAEMIN: i was just trying to be nice, how'd know i would end up being your best friend

SORAE: you love me

JAEMIN: whatever, next

JAEMIN: "since sorae is not single, is jaemin single?"

JAEMIN: yeah sadly i am, but don't send me dms on instagram i'm begging

SORAE: this poor guy here got nudes in his dms once don't send him anything

SORAE: "who's your boyfriend?"

SORAE: well....i'm not really comfortable saying it so i hope you guys understand!

JAEMIN: we've talked too much today, time for some break? let's listen to our requested song playlists today!

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DONGHYUCK
na jaemin be honest with
me what's your relationship
with sorae?

DONGHYUCK
don't fucking ignore me

DONGHYUCK
i know you're online

DONGHYUCK
jaemin i'm serious i
saw everything last
night

DONGHYUCK
were you trying to
take advantage of her?

JAEMIN
are you fucking sick
in the head? why would
i do that

DONGHYUCK
that's what it looked
like to me

JAEMIN
she was the one who
tried to not me

DONGHYUCK
why were you both out
alone in the first place

DONGHYUCK
and not to mention,
drunk as shit

JAEMIN
why are you interrogating
me like this

DONGHYUCK
because you are trying to
ruin my happy relationship

DONGHYUCK
i didn't imagine you, the so
called, nicest person ever
being a home wrecker

DONGHYUCK
oh right, old habits, you
left your ex for another
girl how could i forget

JAEMIN
donghyuck

DONGHYUCK
parents are a key to their
children's attitude, you know
that right?

JAEMIN
don't bring my dead
parents into this

DONGHYUCK
how'd they die anyways

JAEMIN
car crash

DONGHYUCK
damn sad

JAEMIN
you know what, ask your
girlfriend what she told me
last night and then come
back to me

ahaha check adulterated out
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