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Unknown:
Eyo Tae did I leave my toothbrush at your place?
I can't find it anywhere :/

No?
Uhh I think you have the wrong number sorry

Unknown:
Tae stop being a dumbass I think I'd know if I have the wrong number or not
I have your number saved in my contacts for gods sake

Well maybe the person you're trying to contact who may I remind you is definitely not me, changed their number :)

Unknown:
Hmmmm -__-
Yeah you ain't Tae
His grammar is shit
He must've got a new phone or something without telling me

There you go
Problem solved

Unknown:
Who are you then??

Does that really matter?

Unknown:
Not really I'm just curious :)

I don't even know you :/

Unknown:
Feelings mutual

I mean I wouldn't really call it a feeling I genuinely just don't know you lol

Unknown:
My name's Jungkook

Okay?

Juancock:
And then you say 'my name is...'

My name is...

Juancock:
That's not what I meant 😐

Yeah ik that's not what you meant I'm not that stupid
I just don't really feel like telling you my name

Juancock:
Why? :(

I don't know you
You could be a 50yr old pedo for all I know

Juancock:
What 50yr old is gonna leave their toothbrush and their friends place after they slept over?
And even if I was one it's just a name

You never know 🤷‍♀️

Juancock:
That could mean that you're a 50yr old pedo for all ik but I still told my name 👀

Well you're just a bit stupid then aren't you

Juancock:
No
I trust that you're not a 50yr old pedo

You're quick to judge

Juancock:
Let's be honest tho most ppl would've pretended to be my friend to take the piss but instead you just told me I got the wrong number

Still wouldn't believe me tho

Juancock:
I did
It just took me a while to realise that shit like this actually happens
Sooooooooo
Will you tell me your name?? :)

Hmmmmmmmm
Fine

Juancock:
Yes!

Tomorrow :)

Juancock:
Wait what?
Ughhhhhhhhhhh :(
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