MINE // JENLISA

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JENNIE POV

"We did it motherfucker , can't believe I tried to jump Lisa the first time I met her and now I'm having her baby SMALL WORLD RIGHT" Jisoo yells

"Chu you didn't bang her , she donated her sperm" rose crosses her arms

"Babe are you seriously jealous , you know my sperm would be everywhere inside of you if I had sperm , but I don't"

"Ewww" I groan as i sit in their backseat I'm like their daughter sometimes , I always have to hear their weird conversations.

"Our daughter could be a professional dancer it would be in her genes right chu" rose jumps up and down in her seat

"If he's a boy he can be a police officer I mean Lisa's strong and she works out , have you seen her arms" Jisoo adds

"Why don't you let your child decide what they wanna be when their older we aren't living in 1891" I groan

"True say , does your vagina feel funny after having sperm shot up there and the other stuff the doctors did?" Rosé turns to me

"I don't know to be honest , I think I feel fine" I shrug

"Jisoo your cousin is so fucking weird , like he looked like he was gonna faint when he saw Jennie's vagina and Jennie has a really nice vagina" It's time for me not to show my vagina to my friends anymore.

"That's probably why he fainted , plus his dad is in Germany right now handling something and he's taking over , for the meantime , so I'd say he's handling it all well" Jisoo adds

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Irene : my house girls at 6 and the others 7.30 pls

Lucas : won't be able to make it

Irene : wtf why not , you finish work at 6 anyways

Lucas : ik but I don't like you

Jennie : he'll be there

Lucas : seriously

Irene : thanks Jen , I try my best not to lose my shit because I love you

Lucas : we know you love her dw

Jennie : just remove him x

*irene removed lucas*

Lisa: 👀😮

Jisoo: add him back that was so entertaining

Rosé : CHU STFU

Jungkook: I heard in high school he tried to fly kicked the principal

Lisa: wouldn't be surprised

Irene: yeah he's a bit of a nut job but he's good to Jen so

Lisa: ok since we are all going to Irene's house why don't we have Irene Vs Lucas boxing match?

Jisoo: I love you Rene but Lucas will win , who wants to bet with me 4 dollars?

Jennie ; all of yous shut the fuck up , Lisa wtf really?

Irene : seriously ? I would whoop his ass Jisoo

Jisoo: no offence but his elbow nearly took Jennie's nose out when he accidentally just flinched