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seventeen

Juancock:
Hey :)

Stalker.

Juancock:
Wha
I'm not a stalker
You're the one who told me where you work
I just thought It'd be nice to visit you

Ik lmao I'm kidding
It was nice to see you :)
Although I'll be honest that's not really how I imagined our first meeting lol

Juancock:
How did you imagine it?

Idk
Maybe something arranged
Rather than briefly speaking to you on my work shift lol

Juancock:
Oh
Sorry I spoiled it :(

Nonono
You didn't spoil anything Jungkook
It was great to finally meet you in person :)
I'm just saying it's a shame we didn't get to talk for longer because I was at work

Juancock:
Then next time I shall arrange something nice :)
Speaking of something nice
You look so much more beautiful in person
Not that you don't look beautiful in the picture!!

Haha it's fine Jungkook I know what you mean
Thank you :)
You didn't look too bad yourself

Juancock:
Was that supposed to be a compliment or...? 👀

Yeah but I'll admit the way it came out made it seem like a backhanded compliment lol
You looked handsome
That's better lol

Juancock:
Why thank you malady 😌
Tbh I never thought I'd see the day where I'd receive a comment from THE Park Taigi

Well it would seem that day has finally arrived kind sir

Juancock:

I'M WHEEZING
HOW IS THAT EVEN RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION??

Juancock:
Well it seemed like you wanted a piece of this jungcock so I had to let you know I was taken
Taken a shit 😎

STOOOOOP
FUCKING JUNGCOCK
I'M CRYING
PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU NAMED YOUR DICK

Juancock:
What?
No lmao
By jungcock I just meant my dick
I actually named it jk jr.

KFKYEJTETJSJTA
THAT'S EVEN WORSE
PHAHAHAHAHAHA

Juancock:
I'm kiddiiiiing
I mean...unless 👀
Nah jks I didn't actually name my pp that's just weird