bakugou and bakahoe

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The names are:
Hagakure: Stalker
Bakugou: Blasty
Midoriya: Bean
Momo: MOMo
Shouji: Spider
Jirou: Useless
Sero: FlexTape
Tokoyami: Birb
Todoroki: IcyHot
Ojiro: Tailz
Kaminari: Pika
Kirishima: Hard
Kouda: owo
Satou: Sugar Daddy
Aoyama: Disco Ball
Ashido: MamaMina
Asui: Kermit
Iida: Dad
Uraraka: Floaty
Shinsou: DeadInside

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6:28 pm
Chat: SeemsPrettyGayToMe

MamaMina: Bakugou's my favorite mom

Blasty: stfu all i do is cook for you

DeadInside: And make sure we don't die

Pika: Yet you threaten to kill us

Useless: That's what makes him so..

Spiderman: ..Unique

Blasty: i'm burning all your fucking food tomorrow

Hard: Ha losers

Blasty: you're included

Hard: Kat :(

Blasty: ..fine

Hard: :)

Useless: Bakuhoe Thotsuki showing favorites once again

Pika: Who's surprised

Spiderman: Chat name

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7:57 pm
Chat: SeemsPrettyGayToMe

MamaMina changed the chat name to Kiribaku

Blasty changed the name to SeemsPrettyGayToMe

Blasty: wait-

MamaMina: HDJSJDKSKDSMS HA

Blasty: fuck you

MamaMina: You could never

Hard: Why do you do this...I have to deal with him

MamaMina: :)
MamaMina: So we all know how gay Kiri is

Hard: I- I don't know how to feel about that being said but go on

MamaMina: Have you ever had any female crushes? Like even famous ones?

Hard: Audrey Hepburn
Hard: Oh and Marilyn Monroe

MamaMina: Oh yeah I see why-

Hard: Yeah, they're pretty
Hard: But I'm gay and they're dead so

MamaMina: Dkskfksmfjsldb

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2:41 am
Chat: SeemsPrettyGayToMe

Pika: Bakugou burned my speakers...

Useless: Bakahoe is up?

Blasty: no, shut up

Pika: I was blasting them outside and he was out there then jumped over to burn them :(

Useless: JLSJDKSSNS THAT'S UNSAFE, WE DON'T JUMP BALCONIES

Blasty: we're heroes in training dumbass... jumped way worst things

Useless: BECAUSE WE NEEDED TO

Blasty: tch whatever

Useless: Why are you up anyway? It's waaay later than you ever stay up

Blasty: that's not your business
Blasty: tell your idiot of a partner to fucking stop blasting music at 2:40 am

Useless: Yeah Kami maybe stop doing that-

Pika: Sorry-

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7:28 am
Chat: SeemsPrettyGayToMe

Pika: Dollface

MamaMina: Sweetheart

Useless: Princess

DeadInside: Sweetie

Floaty: What's happening

Pika: Trying to think of all those terrible nicknames that Kiri gives Bakahoe
Pika: As you can see, very chat name

Blasty: Well I wasn't gonna burn your food but fuck you :)

Spiderman: Okay but calling him by his first name is like a nickname too

Bean: AH URARAKA MAKE HIM FLOAT

MamaMina: DON'T THROW HOT FOOD AT US YOU BITCH
MamaMina: IMSORRY

Blasty: FUCK YOU

DeadInside: ...i hate this class but love it

Kermit: We all do

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