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so this text is them and this text is you

Jaden

you better not fuck anybody else like a rockstar

that's what I'm for. only that

y/n

that's not the only thing you're good for

you're my sweet, loving, gorgeous girlfriend

jae I jsut threw up

Who happens to be a lightweight


Tayler

impregnate me

like seriously hit me raw

y/n where are you

I don't need you saying this to other dudes

in your mum's bed

y/n!

no I literally wanna head to Texas

I'll meet you there

Griffin

you wanna know something griffdaddy

how much have you drunk?

it doesn't matter do you wanna know or what?

tell me in the morning

please stay hydrated

stay safe baby


Bryce

mr white claw king is my daddy

woah

I hope you were talking bout me

you know it

come home now


Ryland

ry I better be your only shawty

y/n of course you are

why you talking bout a bitch with the last name claw?

oh god


Josh

you still softish?

never

show me

y/n we are out in public

I'm in the bathroom come now


Thomas

can you order me an uber so I can get home?

baby you're home

no I'm at hype

y/n you moved in with me


Michael

can I make a suggestion about when we get married?

That's gonna be a while a way but sure

well your last name's sanzone could we change it to calzone

I'm honestly down for that


Anthony

are you a lizard?

no y/n

are you sure?

yes I'm sure baby

I don't believe you


Patrick

do you have a girlfriend?

yes :)

are you serious? I've fucking missed my shot

baby what are you on about?

don't be calling me baby if you got a girlfriend

YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND


Quinton

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

yes baby girl

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

huh?

ssssssssssssss

and why are you saying the alphabet?

tttttttttttttttttttttttttt


Noah

help

what's wrong baby?

is everything okay?

baby answer me?

somebody dice rolled at me

I feel violated


Alex

i hate u

what have I done?

you aren't giving me cuddles

how am I meant to give you cuddles when you're at a party?

that seems like a personal problem


Kio

you are the sweetest thing in the universe of candy land

y/n are you drunk?

would you put me in candy land jail if I was?

no baby

your so polite

how much have you had to drink?

one

maybe

two

really?

bottles


Chase

HEY HUDDY

yes y/n

why do you go by lil cause I know you ain't

oh god please don't repeat this to anybody tonight

I'm coming to get you


Nick

hi

hey baby

we gotta talk

what's going on?

this is serious

what's wrong?

i wanna be your teddy bear


Blake

mr gray

no

mr gray

we aren't doing this over text

mr gray i need you

no y/n

i need you to come pick me up i just threw up

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