SUMMER BREAK | sakuatsu

twenty nine

(A/N: thanks for 5k reads!! i never expected this much—)

you: how was the fight with your brother?

atsumu: BAD
atsumu: WHY WOULD HE EVEN ACCUSE ME OF STEALING HIS ICE CREAM THATS SO PETTY

you: but did you steal it

atsumu: maybe i did. maybe i didnt 😳

you: so you did steal it

atsumu: OMI-KUN WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE

you: im just saying im not on sides dumbass
you: i mean he didnt assume you took the ice cream if you actually took it

atsumu: YES HE DID
atsumu: why would he blame me off all people (｀_')ゞ

you: you must be hard to handle

atsumu: ive been told~~

you: ive got a question for you tsumu
you: i knew you and akaashi were friends, or something like that
you: but after talking to him for a while im a little curios. is there any tension between you two?

atsumu: i hope there isnt?
atsumu: i mean he makes it quite obvious he finds me annoying but i dont think its anything serious
atsumu: if he really does hate me i dont care but i dont think he does

you: what do you mean he makes it obvious

atsumu: woah omi-kun you're such an instigator

you: im not instigating im genuinely asking

atsumu: WELL if i talk to him or bokuto he gives me dirty stares but i dont think its anything bad because i do that to osamu all the time but it doesnt mean i hate him

you: oh okay

atsumu: honestly the whole world could hate me and i wouldnt give two shits

you: what if i didnt like you?

atsumu: i would cry

you: what happened to 'if the whole world hated me i wouldnt give a shit' 💀

atsumu: YOURE DIFFERENT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU

you: obsession

atsumu: yeah im obsessed with you❤️

you: im guessing you have a shine of me to?

atsumu: and if i do?

you: if you do im going to kill you

atsumu: getting killed by someone hot has been a dream of mine for a while actually
atsumu: so thats kinky to me

you: getting killed by someone hot is a kink?

atsumu: so youre kink shaming now omi-kun ?? (￣^￣)

you: i mean if thats your kink then yes, yes i am

atsumu: tell me your kinks then

you: why the fuck should i

atsumu: thennnn
atsumu: tell me the weirdest place youve had sex😏

you: ive only had it once in the comfort of my own home you weirdo

atsumu: BORING

you: yeah and im keeping it that way

atsumu: arent you curios about my answer

you: no not really

atsumu: im telling you anyway~

you: i shouldve guessed you would

atsumu: at the back of a cinema
atsumu: it was empty but like, imagine how awkward it would be if someone walked in to me blowing out oikawas back

you: tsumu why in the fuck are you so open about this stuff

atsumu: omi-kun we are both adults here no need to get shy ☺️

you: also at the back of a cinema? how do you know there wasnt many germs? thats gross

atsumu: i mean ive done it in a public bathroom before so its not like a cinema is THAT bad

you: what
you: the
you: fuck

atsumu: ITS NOT THAT WEIRD

you: IT IS THATS GROSS

atsumu: so youre telling me you will never fuck in a public bathroom

you: OF COURSE I WONT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PEOPLE DO THAT
you: gosh you've suddenly reminded me as to why i dont use the public restroom

atsumu: woah youre boring

you: no im not boring
you: im just not dirty

atsumu: well how do you even have clean sex?

you: im blocking you