SUMMER BREAK | sakuatsu

thirty one

you: atsumu
you: in a months time im going to go see my grandma for 2 weeks

atsumu: thats great and all but why are you telling me this a month early

you: because im not going to be able to talk to you for two weeks

atsumu: WHY NOT?

you: she doesnt let anyone use technology if they see her
you: hags will be hags

atsumu: noooo what will i do without you 😞
atsumu: GET A TRAP PHONE

you: no

atsumu: why not theyre cheap, shitty and she probably wont find it because it will be small!!

you: i love the dedication and all but
you: no

atsumu: :(
atsumu: where even does she stay?

you: hyogo

atsumu: OMG
atsumu: thats where im from

you: i know youve told me before

atsumu: shh i felt the need to remind you 😌
atsumu: thats so cool though!!
atsumu: what will you be doing there :>

you: probably help her grandson, or well my cousin i guess, with rice farming. thats all i can really do tbh

(A/N: 10000 points if you can guess who his cousin is 😎)

atsumu: youre going to sweat alot 😺

you: whats with the smiley face? is it a good thing to sweat alot?

atsumu: no but it's definitely a hot thing

you: oh
you: i shouldve guessed you would say something stupid like that

atsumu: HOW IS THAT STUPID

you: sweating = stinky + dirty + sticky
you: do the math

atsumu: yes omi-kun because you can definitely add words together in maths

you: algebra

atsumu: algebra is letters not words :<
atsumu: omi-kun is dumb

you: no sometimes theres equations like abc + 858

atsumu: ABC IS NOT A WORD THOUGH

you: you know what i mean

atsumu: no. no i dont

you: youre dumb

atsumu: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GET ALL As AND Bs

you: why do i find that hard to believe

atsumu: IM NOT LYING
atsumu: i may act stupid but i have goals that im determined to make 😤

you: such as?

atsumu: i wanna start my own business!! i dont know what it will be about but uhm.. i wanna start one('∀｀*)

you: you should start off by actually knowing what you want a business on

atsumu: to be honest i just want to be a ceo of my own company and have a large glass building in the middle of tokyo with golden 'miya' plate on it and have a sexy dark toned office and a super hot secretary

you: i
you: im speechless

atsumu: dont u support me :'(

you: i do but
you: i mean
you: do you?

atsumu: pshh your saying that now but in years time when im finally successful im going to make you my hot secretary

you: what if i want to work at a cat cafe for the rest of my life

atsumu: i wont let you

you: youre insufferable

atsumu: ill have you know i take that as a compliment

you: ofcourse you do

atsumu: (๑╹ω╹๑ )