Doctor Who Quotes

Series 1 Epsiode 2: The End of the World

"You think you're so impressive."

"I am so impressive."

"You wish."

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"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. 5 billion years in your future. And this is the day.. hold on.... this is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world."

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"Guest are reminded that terminal one forbids the use of weapons, religion or teleportation."

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"The papers slightly psychic, it shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time."

"He's blue."

"Yep."

"Ok."

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"A gift of peace. I bring you cuttings from my grandfather."

"Thank you. Ah yes gifts... I bring you air from my lungs."

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"Moisturise me, moisturise me."

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"Earth-death in thirty minutes."

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"So you're a plumber, then?"

"Yes, miss."

"They still have plumbers, then?"

"I'd hope so, miss, else I'd be out of a job."

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"I'm Rose. That's a.. sort of plant. We might be related.... I'm talking to a twig."

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"They're just so alien. The aliens are so alien. You look at 'em... and they're alien."

"Good thing I didn't take you to the Deep South."

"Where are you from?"

"All over the place."

"They all speak English."

"No, you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. Telepathic field, gets inside your brain, translates."

"It's inside MY brain?"

"Well, in a good way."

"Your machine gets inside my head and changes things and you didn't even think to ask?"

"I didn't think of it like that."

"No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South.
Who are you then, Doctor? What're you called? What sort of alien are you?"