Doctor Who Quotes

Series 2 Episode 7: The Idiots Lantern

"Now, are you sitting comfortably? Good. Then we'll begin."

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"I thought we'd be going for the Vegas era. You know, the white flares and the chest hair."

"You are kidding! If you wanna see Elvis, you go for the late fifties. The time before burgers when they called him the Pelvis and he still had a waist. What's more, you see him in style. You goin' my way, Doll?"

"Is there any other way to go, daddio? Straight from the fridge, man!"

"Ah, you speak the lingo!"

"Yeah well, me, mum and Cliff Richard movies every Bank Holiday Monday!"

"Oh, Cliff! I knew your mother'd be a Cliff fan."

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"Oh, is this 1953?"

"Last time I looked!"

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"That's what I like about you. The domestic approach."

"Thank you. Hold on, was that an insult?"

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"Please, you're burning me. Inside, behind my eyes, it hurts. Even my memories hurt. But I just want things back to the way they used to be."

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"Cometh the hour, Cometh the man. Or lady."

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"Hold on, Mr. Connolly. You've got hands. Two big hands. So why is it your wife's job?"

"Well it's housework, innit?"

"And that's a woman's job?"

"Of course it is."

"Mr. Connolly, what gender is the Queen?"

"She's female."

"Then, are you suggesting the Queen does the housework?"

"No, not at all."

"Then get busy."

"Right, yes sir. You'll be proud of us, sir. Well have Union Jacks left, right and centre."

"Excuse me, Mr. Connolly? Hang on a minute? Union Jacks?"

"Yes that's right, isn't it?"

"That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea."

"Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I do apologise."

"Well, don't get it wrong again. There's a good man, now get to it!"

"Right there we are then. Nice and comfy, at her majesty leisure. Union flag?"

"Mum went out with a soldier."

"Ooh, I bet she did."

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"I AM TALKING!"

"AND I'M NOT LISTENING! Now you, Mr. Connolly, you are staring into a deep, dark pit of trouble if you don't let me help out. So I'm ordering you, sir - tell me what's going on!"