Series 1 Episode 7: The Long Game

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Adam faints.

"He's your boyfriend."

"Not any more."

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"The thing is, Adam. Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you gotta throw yourself in - eat the food, use the wrong verb, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me? Don't just stand there, go and do it. Your first date."

"You're gonna get a smack, you are."

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"Look at me. I'm stupid."

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"Over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant."

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"Ladies, Gentlemen, undecided and robot."

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"Her brain IS The computer."

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"All right, I'll hug anyone."

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"I'm on a research project.... from the University of Mars."

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"Never underestimate plumbing."

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"He is no one."

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"She is no one."

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"The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. I call him Max."

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"Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved?"

"Yes."

"Aww I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm gonna get? "Yes?""

"Yes."

"You're no fun."

"Let me out of these manacles, you'll find out how fun I am."

"Ooh, he's tough, isn't he?"

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"Yeah, well, simply being human doesn't pay very well."

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"But that's why you're so dangerous. Knowledge is power yet you remain unknown."

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"Because you've bred a human race that doesn't bother to ask questions. Stupid little human race believing every single lie. They'll just trot right into the slaughter house if they're told it's made of gold."

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"It's Cathica."

"And she's thinking."

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"Actually, sir, if it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign then. Bye."

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"What about me? You can't just go, I've got my head. I've got a chip type two - my head opens!"

"What like this?"

Clicks fingers and head opens.

"Don't."

Clicks and closes.

"Don't do what?"

Clicks and head opens.

"Stop it!"

Clicks and closes.

"All right, Doctor that's enough now, stop it."

"Thank you."

Rose clicks and head opens.

"Oi!"

Clicks and head closes.

"Sorry, I couldn't resist."

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"I only take the best. I've got Rose."

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