Doctor Who Quotes

Series 1 Episode 9: The Empty Child

"It's mauve."

"Mauve?"

"It's the universal code for danger."

"What happened to red?"

"That's just humans. Red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing!"

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"It's mauve and dangerous and about thirty seconds from the centre of London."

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"Five days? Or is that just when we're out of milk."

"All the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow."

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"A bit."

"Is that exactly a bit?"

"Ish."

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"Not very Spock is it? Just asking."

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"Mum-my."

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"Excuse me, excuse me, could I have everyone's attention just for a sec...? It won't take long. Uh.. hello. Might seem like a stupid question but has anyone seen anything fallen from the sky recently?"

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"Ok, maybe not this t-shirt."

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"You know one day, just one day, maybe, I'm gonna meet somebody who gets the "don't wander off" thing. 900 years of phone box travel, it's the only thing left to surprise me."

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"What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?"

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"Hello. This is The Doctor speaking. How may I help you?"

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"Are you my mummy?"

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"Excellent bottom."

"I say, old man, there's a time and a place, look we should really go."

"Sorry, old man. I gotta go meet a girl. But you've got an excellent bottom too."

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"I'm hanging in the air in the middle of a German air raid with a Union Jack across my chest but "hey my mobile phones off""

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"Hold tight!"

"To what?"

"Fair point!"

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"Hello!"

"Hello."

"Hello Sorry, there was hello twice there."

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"What's a copper gonna do with you lot. Arrest you for starving?"

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"I'm not sure if it's marxism in action or a west end musical."

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"Nancy, what's he like?"

"He's empty."

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"No mummies here. Nobody here but us chickens... well, this chicken."

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"Oh, you sort of have a boyfriend called Mickey but consider yourself footloose and fancy free."

"What?"

"Actually, the word you use is available."

"No way!"

"And another one, very."

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"First rule of active camouflage: park somewhere you'll remember."

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"My nose has special powers."

"Yeah? Is that why it's so..."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"What?"

"Nothing. Do you ears have special powers too?"

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"This isn't business. This is champagne."

"I try to never discuss business with a clear head."

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"A little harsh. I like to think of myself as a criminal."

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"Easy - I'll do a scan for alien tech."

"Finally - a professional."

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"The way you look after all those kids. It's cause you lost somebody, isn't it? You're doing all this to make up for it."

"My little brother."

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"Dying, I should think. I just haven't been able to find the time."

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"Before this war, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I'm neither. But I'm still a Doctor."

"Yeah. Know the feeling."

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"And it's a real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spock."

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