"Blimey! Do you have to pass a test to fly this thing?"
"Yes! And I failed."
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"Somewhere before the invention of toilets. Sorry about that."
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"It's like those films, you step on a butterfly you change the course of the human race."
"Well don't step on any butterflies then."
"What if I kill my grandfather or something?
"Are you planning to?"
"No!"
"Well then."
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"And those are men dressed as woman?"
"London never changes."
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"Genius! He's a genius, a genius genius, the most human human there's ever been."
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"We can tape it! We can flog it! See it back home and make a mint."
"No!"
"That would be bad?"
"Yeah, yeah."
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"Verily, forsooth egads."
"No no, don't do that."
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"Psychic paper. Uh.. long story, uh I hate starting from scratch."
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"Water damps the fiercest flame, drowns down girls and boys the same!
Now to halt the vital part, stab the flesh and stop the heart.
Eternal sleep is thine."
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"They'll panic and think it's witchcraft."
"Ok. What was it then?"
"Witchcraft."
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"And you, Sir Doctor, how can a man a young have eyes so old?"
"I do a lot of reading."
"A trite reply, yeah, that's what I do."
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"All the worlds a stage."
"Ooh I might use that. Goodnight doctor."
"Night night, Shakespeare."
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"So magic and stuff, that's a bit of a surprise. All a bit Harry Potter."
"Wait till you read book seven. Oh I cried."
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Doctor Who Quotes
FanfictionQuotes from every New Who episode of Doctor Who - starting from Rose and ending with the timeless children. *All quotes belong to doctor who and not me*
