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thirty three

Thanks again for today
I had fun
We should hang out like that more

Juancock:
No reason to thank me, twas my pleasure 😌
Yeah we should
I mean Taehyung doesn't have to come every time though 👀

Yeah I know lol
I mean he was pretty cool tho
Although you weren't wrong when you said he's pretty forward
He really isn't afraid to speak his mind is he lol

Juancock:
Tbh sometimes I don't even think he realises he's saying/doing it
There's literally been times when I've mentioned something he's said to me and I've had to go into detail just to help him to remember that it happened and even then he still doesn't remember lol

It sounds like he falls asleep every now and then but with his eyes open and sleep talks and walks lmao

Juancock:
That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
Sometimes I think he just pretends though
I once heard him on the phone to a girl he went on a date with about a week before and I just heard him say "I don't remember saying that I'd call you again?"

Yeah he's definitely taking advantage of whatever the fuck is up with him lmao

Juancock:
Yeah from what I heard over the phone, she wasn't too happy

That's probably so many of his dates don't go very well
He just forgets about them

Juancock:
I know exactly when he hasn't had fun on a date

How?

Juancock:
Because when I ask him about them he talks about the date rather than the actual girl he was with on the date

Why lol?

Juancock:
Idk lol i just know that's how he kinda separates the good from the bad

Well how would you do it?

Juancock:
Eeeee I haven't been on a date in a while actually

Why did my eyes actually widen when I read that?

Juancock:
I shall take that as a compliment 😌

How come?

Juancock:
Well because by saying that you're implying that I usually go on lots of dates

No I mean how come you haven't been on a date in a while you knobhead

Juancock:
Ohhhhhh right that makes more sense lmao
Uhhh
Well
I can't if I already like someone
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How can I if I have you?
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Idk really I guess I just haven't thought about it
What about you?
Do you go on many?

Jungkook?
Are you forgetting who my brother is?

Juancock:
Okay so I'll take that as a no then-
Have you seriously never been on a date before though?

Would you judge me if I said no lol?

Juancock:
No no of course not
It just surprises me

What?

Juancock:
Well I mean Common
You're beautiful, you're sweet, you're fun, you're kind, you're funny, you're literally just amazing like how has no one asked you out before?

Thank you but I'm really not 🥺

Juancock:
Shut up yes you are
In fact
Tell you what

What?

Juancock:
How about I take you on your first proper date?
Just me n you

What as friends or...?

Juancock:
Just pretend you're meeting me for the first time, just two strangers on a date

Really??

Juancock:
Yup
If you're gonna ever have a first date I want it to be a good one
Because you deserve the best :)

I really don't deserve you lol

Juancock:
Of course you do
So
What do you say?

Sure, why not :)