"Goooood morrrninggggg"
"You seem awfully cheerful this fine morning."
"Aren't I always?"
"You literally cussed me out when I called you yesterday morning ranting about your beauty sleep."
"..."
"Yeah exactly, so why are you so ecstatic?"
"Oh you know business is booming."
"Business?"
"Yeah I have my own business."
"WAIT,, You're not in high school?"
"WAIT,, YOU ARE?"
"Gosh no need to scream, and yes I'm a senior but I'm 19 because I started school late."
"Oh thank lordy Murcy."
"Why?"
"Because I'm 21. And I rather not catch a case. I honestly thought you were at least in collage."
"Well I'm glad you're not some predator.."
"Do I sound like I'm a predator?"
"..."
'Beep beep beep'
"Eric do I sound like a predator?"
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Short StoryUnknown: You make it sound as if you just asked me where the closes cave is so you could dump a dead body Me: What?!! I would never do that!!! Me: A waterfalls way classier ~~~ When someone accidentally messages the wrong person. But it turns into...
