Unknown: Hey are you busy?
Me: Why would I be busy it's 5 am in the morning
Unknown: I don't know, you might be walking your dog
Me: I don't have a dog
Unknown: I definitly knew that
Me: Oh really now?
Unknown: Yep, I somehow know everything about who you are
Me: Oh how mysterious
Unknown: I know right, ladies love me for being mysterious
Me: I don't think thats a good reason to be in love with you
Unknown: Hmmm I'm handsome, smart, rich and of course mysterious
Unknown: What more could a girl want?
Me: Someone who isn't egotistical
Unknown: I'm not egotistcal, I just know my worth
Me: Oh really now?
Me: And what's your worth?
Unknown: Are you asking me my networth orrr?
Me: I'm geting a headache just talking to you
Unknown: Aw why?
Unknown: Don't you love when I bother you at 5 am ?
Me: No <3
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Short StoryUnknown: You make it sound as if you just asked me where the closes cave is so you could dump a dead body Me: What?!! I would never do that!!! Me: A waterfalls way classier ~~~ When someone accidentally messages the wrong person. But it turns into...
