Hello friends! It's me! I have allowed some questions to be asked as well as a few from other people who didn't comment on the chapter.
I'll be the interviewer. Remember, this is an interview so Harry will be talking. Don't be surprised. This does not mean he isn't still a mute in the story! Onward!
Me: So the first question is for everyone: What's your sexuality?
Hermione: I'm straight
Ron: straight as well but I do support lgbtq
Harry: Well I like guys mostly, but I did date Ginny once so I guess Bi?
Blaise: I'm Bi.
Pansy: Asexual but I'm not aromantic and I swing both ways so idk what that is...
Draco: I'm Pansexual.
Pansy: ^ lmao that nerd is gay as fuck
Blaise: There is no way you're Pansexual Drake
Dumbles: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Snep: Hmp... Bisexual
Dumbles: YOUR GAY SEVERUS YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME!!!
Me: next question is for Dumbles: Do you have a crush on Grindlewald?
Dumbles: heh yeh no shame
Me: next one is for severus: James or lily?
Snep: are you really making me answer this?
Dumbles: HA EXPOSED
Snep: James
(Don't hate on me I ship jeverus)
Me: for Blaise and Pansy: Are you guys dating?
Pansy: Actually, yes
Blaise: we've been dating for awhile now but Drake has always been a gay boy for Potter
Pansy: hehe
Draco: shut.up.
Me: The next question is for Draco: How does it feel to be shipped with an apple?
Harry: No! Absolutely not! I will not stand for this!
Draco: Well apple is pretty smexy if I do say so myself...
Harry: Noooo! Miiiine!
Me: to Harry: Do you have curly or wavy hair?
Harry: its-
Draco: IT'S SO FLUFFY AND CURLY AND SOFT I COULD JUST CRAWL IN IT AND STAY THERE FOREVER!!!!
Me: uh... ok?
Me: to Harry: what do you think about Draco? What do you think about the silver trio?
Harry: the silver trio is actually really nice. Pansy makes me cookies and Blaise likes to play wizard chess with me.
Harry: There is so much I could say about Draco. Where do j start? He's so pretty. His hair is so fluffy and he smells so good aaaaaah! I think I'm in love!!!!
Draco: really?
Blaise in the background: GAY
Me: Question to Draco: what are your feelings on Harry?
Draco: Well... He's so cute and sweet and such a smol innocent bean with his fluffy black hair and emerald green eyes and his ridiculously adorable round glasses and his cute little nose that I could just kiss all day and he's so kind and sweet and perfect oh my god!!!!!!
Me: To Dumbles: Thoughts on Drarry?
Dumbles: omg otp
Me: to snep: How do you feel about your Godson dating the golden boy?
Snep: ugh... now I have to be nice to potter! But if it makes him happy...
Me: to all: favorite song?
Harry: Moral of the story by Ashe (my favorite)
Draco: I don't really listen to music
Pansy: Anything edgy or Melanie Martinez
Blaise: I have no idea
Ron: As long as it isn't what my mother plays during Christmas then I'll listen to it
Hermione: I don't like you Grace Vanderwaal
Snep: wtfridge is music?
Dumbles: BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK!
Blaise: WHO THE FUCK SHOWED HIM THE VIDEO?!
Draco: AAAAAH MY EARS!!!
Harry: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Pansy: Wtf is going on at this point?
Hermione: Ah the muggle earworm that gets into your brain and drives you crazy. Classic.
Ah that's it for this interview! If you guys would like another one, let me know! Bai!!!
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