The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

Shoto hates endeavor

Endeavor has joined the Chat

Endeavor: SHOOOOTOOOOOOOOO

IcyHot has changed Endeavor's name to EndTheVore

ProblemChild: when did you change your username?

IcyHot: don't ask

EndTheVore: shoto did you steal my credit card?

IcyHot: nah, probably a villain

EndTheVore: i would have noticed if a villain was in my office

IcyHot: you're stupid, which is why touya is gone

EndTheVore: please, you're far better than him

IcyHot: his flames make yours look like an ant even from a young age, you can't handle blue flames without singing yourself while he could.

ProblemChild: blue flames?

Uraraka: i smell lov

Tsuyu: lov?

Uraraka: league of villains

ProblemChild: probably dabi

IcyHot: midoriya touya is dead

ExplosivePrick: who added this burning garbage hero

ProblemChild: idk he just joined

Aizawa: why is endeavor here, and why is his name that?

EndTheVore: don't ask or I'll burn you

Aizawa: i neutralized midoriya who almost had your son on the ropes at the sports festival, and that was before he learned how to control his quirk

IcyHot: shit u rite

ProblemChild: Be careful Aizawa-sensei

All_Twink: Aizawa let's not talk about that- who invited endthevore

ProblemChild: idk

ExplosivePrick: not me

Uraraka: nope

IcyHot: don't care

Aizawa: i bet he just found a random invite

EndTheVore: i just want my card back shoto

IcyHot: i don't have it

EndTheVore: you better give it back or else.

Aizawa has sent finishthatsentenceandyouredead.jpg

Aizawa: and I have adoption papers ready for the entire class except for problem child, apparently all might called dibs on him

All_Twink: A I Z A W A

ProblemChild: w h y

IcyHot: my theory of midoriya being all mights love child still exists stronger than ever

A/N: sorry for the short chapter, typing on phone is a curse