The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

fucking R U N

Mina: @everyone HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN

Bakugou: SHE ISNT JOKING, RUN FOR YOUR EXTRA LIVES

The rest of 1-A except for Izuku and IcyHot: R U N

Midnight: I'm slightly worried as to why Midoriya hasn't texted yet

Aizawa: He probably broke his hands again

Bakugou: THE ENTIRE CLASS EXCEPT FOR ICYHOT GOT INTO DEKU'S DORM AND BROKE ALMOST ALL OF HIS ALL MIGHT MERCH

Bakugou: ALL HE HAS LEFT IS A FEW ACTION FIGURES AND 2 POSTERS

Inko: ... I honestly believe you all deserve this. I paid so much for those figurines and posters.

IcyHot: Izu is literally hunting for you all and already beat the shit out of Denki, Sero,
Ashido, Tokoyami, M*neta, Uraraka, Hagakure, Sato, Aoyama and Kirishima.

IcyHot: He let Koda off as he is pure and was forced to come with them, and me because I took no part in this

Bakugou: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Asui: we have to r u n

Ojiro: Help.

Jirou: How many of us are left?

Momo: Let's see, myself, Jirou, Iida, Ojiro, Asui, Bakugou, and Shoji.

Midnight: Did he seriously just-

Aizawa: He's really strong even without his quirk, according to all might midoriya is well built

Aizawa: erasing his quirk would only slow him down a little, he'd still kick all of your asses to next month

Izuku: I found you, Katsuki.. =)

Momo: MAN DOWN

Bakugou: HELDEKBSOZBWIZBAJAKZ WOXBXJERGFNX D

Jirou: Rip in peace bakugou

Ojiro: SHIT HE FOUND ME

Ojiro: HELP IM AT THESIZJ

AllForOne: Delicious. Watching 1-A brats get beaten while having popcorn is the best.

AllMight: how do you get these snacks while in tartarus????

AllForOne: I have my ways.

Aizawa: Midoriya just found Iida and Shoji. Yaororozu, Jirou, Asui are the remaining survivors.

Iida: I'm faster than him, thank fuck for my quirk.

Aizawa: I stand corrected, the survivors are the previously mentioned girls and Iida.

Bakugou: I got my phone back, and just watch him become faster. He's only been using 5% of his quirk and he already surpasses your speed at 10%.

Bakugou: Did I forget to mention that he can use up to 20%?

Jirou: Im certain that's Midoriya speaking RN

Izuku: Yeah, you're right.

Iida: THE LIGHTNING AROUND HIM JUST BECAME MORE INTENSE AND HES CATCHING UP TO ME

Aizawa: Iida just activated his Recipro.

Aizawa: Aaaand Midoriya just kicked up his quirk to 20% and EASILY outpaced Iida and now we're down to Jirou, Momo and Asui.

Jirou: He actually got Asui and Momo during his chase with Iida earlier, send help.

Nezu: Can confirm, im watching this all on CCTV.

Midnight: I could try and knock him out with my gas

Aizawa: have fun when he sends air blasts redirecting the gas towards you

Midnight: shit he actually didjj

Aizawa: and there nemuri goes.

Ectoplasm: He'd definitely destroy my clones with a slap.

Snipe: hes too fucking fast for me, and I wouldn't shoot a kid either way.

Jirou: I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED AND SOUND WAVES DONT HOLD HIM BACK FOR LONG AOSJEIOQSNOZOQBDOWBSOBWJSOBWBSIDBWJDJDBWIX SIZNXJWO

Aizawa: two weeks off for everyone except for Midoriya, Todoroki and Koda. I can't be arsed to teach and accommodate kids who have broken bones in ten different places.

Nezu: Approved.

Present Mic: I have Midnight, and she's fast asleep?

Nezu: She tried to use her gas on Midoriya who was hunting down his classmates for destroying his AM merch and he used pressurized winds sending the gas right back to Nemuri.

Nezu: By now, he already stomped all the kids involved in the destruction of his merch.

IcyHot: he finally calmed down, but now he's sobbing onto my shirt because he lost 95% of his merch and probably won't ever get it back

AllMight: I pulled some strings and got replacements of the destroyed merch

Inko: This is why I love you.