The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

KiriBaku is real + plot twist

ProblemChild: oh god

Mina: what's wrong midoriya?

IcyHot: ..?

ProblemChild: @Aizawa IT HAPPENED

Aizawa: you dont mean..

ProblemChild: CODEWORD KB

Aizawa: ..

Aizawa: FINA-FUCKING-LY

Mina: based on what you said I feel like you experienced something traumatizing

ProblemChild: oh I did, I found them kissing and fighting with their tongues. I think its called making out? I also saw something large poking from Kacchan's groin. What is that supposed to be?

Midnight: allow me to educwyaysuoaifeismnshejwhdh

All Might: no

Inko: do you wish to die?

A/N: i decided to make Inko a pro hero. her hero name is the Telekinetic Hero: Kinesis.
Her hands glow a smooth green energy-fire whenever she uses her quirk and whatever she uses her quirk on also has the same effect

ExplosivePrick: who invited auntie Inko here?

All Might: she's been here ever since this group was made, idk how she hasn't thrown something at nezu since she saw the Mineta messages

ProblemChild: but she can only grab small objects towards her?

Nezu: oh you have no idea..

Aizawa: stop being so cryptic or I'll say it

Nezu: you don't know a part of it...

Aizawa: nezu i wasnt kidding

Mina: spill

Nezu: you see, midoriya... your mom is a lot more than you think..

Aizawa: fuck you nezu, and midoriya, your mom's a pro hero

ProblemChild: shes w h a t

ExplosivePrick: does that explain why I couldn't move everytime I lashed out at dinner with deku and his mom? I could swear I saw green energy too

Inko: How perceptive of you, Katsuki!

All Might: wait what is your husband's quirk?

ProblemChild: he has a fire-breathing quirk

Nezu: @All Might Holy shit get over here and DMS

Yagi and Nezu DMs

Yagi: what's wrong?

Nezu: something isn't right here. both his parents have a quirk but he was quirkless, and that only happens when atleast one of the parents is quirkless aswell

Yagi: that's definitely suspicious, how did he not inherit a quirk?

Nezu: listen, what I'm about to tell you has to stay between us, the bakugous and the midoriyas. An underground hero was tailing AFO before you deformed his face and saw that he had a fire breathing quirk that could also be controlled in the same way as objects with telekinesis

Yagi: holy fuck, you don't mean-

Nezu: exactly, AFO has midoriya's real quirk.

Yagi: I just phoned my friend on the police force, and he checked midoriya's medical record. there were signs of fused quirk genes between fire breathing and telekinesis when they did a blood test on him as a baby. what bothers me is HOW all for one got to him before midoriya found his quirk out