The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

Enclosing Danger

1-A chat

Aizawa: Class is cancelled today, the city has unusual activity, and the Pro Heroes think its a large scale villain attack

Kaminari: oh fuck no

Mineta: PLEASE NO MORE ATTACKS HOLY SHIT

Jirou: jfc not again

Izuku: i don't wanna break my arms

Todoroki: holy shit not this again

Iida: Language.

ExplosivePrick: Fuck off, four eyes.

AllMight: ahem

AllMight: Language, young Bakugou.

ExplosivePrick: I-

AllMight: get rekt lol

Aizawa: I don't know if I should be worried? Theres something potentially massive going on and you two are chill

AllMight: ill be fine

ExplosivePrick: ill rip them to shreds

???: Thank you, Pro Heroes for keeping my toy safe. I will be coming to take back what is mine.

AllForOne: Who are you?

???: That doesn't concern you, Shigaraki. All you need to know is that when I'm done, this entire planet will be ravaged.

AllForOne: What the fuck-

AllForOne: @Disintegrate @ICraveBlood @FakeStain @LoVDad @TwoFace @ChickenNugget GET TO UA NOW, WE HAVE A MASSIVE PROBLEM

Nezu: I'll make sure the Pros let them in, Yagi, get AFO out of jail.

PowerLoader: Should I be glad Hatsume actually started panicking and immediately built weapons and security systems after reading that message?

Aizawa: yes you should be

Present Mic: Holy shit.

Izuku: We forgot one person

AllForOne: Who?

Izuku: @IzukuAFO

AllForOne: I- Okay..

IzukuAFO: I swear to fucking god

IzukuAFO: Three word explanation. No more, no less.

Izuku: Scientist ravages earth

IzukuAFO: Just this once, ill help you heroes.

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???: Shit shit SHIT

???: What's wrong?

???: They have both All For One users on their side

???: Shit.

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U.A Pro heroes chat

HumanLieDetector: Hey, the city sensors are picking up on movement, a swarm of people are walking towards U.A

Aizawa: SHIT

AllMight: @Midnight WHERE ARE YOU

Midnight: I'm watching over Nezu, whats up

AllMight: RAISE THE GATE BARRIERS

AllMight: DO WE NEED MORE PRO HEROES?

Aizawa: @BestJeanist WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, I TOLD YOU TO HAUL ASS OVER TO UA

BestJeanist: STFU IM ON MY WAY

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???: The Pro Heroes are panicking. Just as expected.

???: What next?

???: We launch an all out attack on U.A. You get to kill All Might and Izuku MIdoriya, the eighth and ninth users of One For All and I get my favorite pet, Nezu back. It's a win win situation. Isn't that what you wanted...

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