The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

le gasp, grape is alive

Uraraka: anyone alive?

Mina: Roger roger

Koda: Good morning Uraraka!

Mineta: sup fuckers

ProblemChild: w h a t

IcyHot: son of a bitch-

Bakugou: @Aizawa im gonna kill Mineta

Aizawa: fuck you, obey the law

Bakugou: youre like 30

Aizawa: we both know thats not what i meant

Nezu: i am dropping a metal pipe on Mineta and no one can stop me

Midnight: why is nezu losing his marbles laughing like a psycho?

Aizawa: read back

ProblemChild: how did you even come back to life

Mineta: some guy with a black skull mask and black metal plates around his neck repaired my entire body from the tiniest bit of my DNA he had

IcyHot: how the fuck-

Nezu: YAGI

All Might has added StickUpMyAss
(This is the police guy that knows about OFA)

All Might: where the fuck is all for one

StickUpMyAss: tartarus, why do you ask

All Might: he brought back a dead student of 1-A but hes supposedly in jail

StickUpMyAss: wait w h a t

Sero: someone tell me why all might just headed for a hospital, and a bunch of pro heroes suddenly showed up at UA's barrier

ProblemChild: I get a feeling I know what all might is trying to do

Aizawa: we planned to do this later but if AFO isnt in prison this could end horribly, hes going to have Eri rewind him by 15-20 years

ProblemChild: im going to the hospital

Aizawa: wait why- oh right

Yagi and Izuku DMs

Izuku: im coming to give back one for all

Yagi: I'll be in eri's room

1-A group chat

Bakugou: we never have one day of peace I swear to god

Time skip - 4 hours

Summary: AFO got clapped since he was crippled and all might was in his prime once again, Eri had to focus really hard not to lose control and she almost slipped up

All Might changed his name to PrimeMight

PrimeMight: i forgot how I looked like in my prime, at least I have my muscles back and my lung and stomach are too

Sero: im stupid so elaborate for me pls

PrimeMight: after my first battle with all for one my health rapidly deteriorated thanks to a really bad injury, and I eventually lost all of my muscular mass

Sero: wait technically speaking you were thinner than midoriya and can still handle the full force of your strength which can rival midoriya, how does your body not shatter

PrimeMight: as a side effect of my quirk I transform back into my muscle form which can handle all the power

PrimeMight: but now that I'm back in my prime I don't really need to use my strength enhance quirk at such destructive levels anymore