??? and Nezu DMs
???: Watch your back, #257..
Pro heroes chat
Midnight: I'm in Nezu's office and I see this mouse bear dog thing going into a panic attack, tf do i do?
AllMight: WHAT
Aizawa: PUT HIM TO SLEEP NEMURI
Midnight: done.
Ectoplasm: what caused it?
Midnight: he got a message then he panicked after seeing it
Snipe: is his phone still on?
Midnight: yeah why?
Ectoplasm: look at the messages
Nezu: testsubject.jpg
Aizawa: i thought he was out cold?
Nezu: no its just me midnight, hes still sleeping
Vlad King: seriously tho that picture does not scream good news
Vlad King: can someone explain?
AllMight has added HumanLieDetector to the chat
HumanLieDetector: whats up-
HumanLieDetector: ...
HumanLieDetector: Nezu is a liberated test subject from an illegal experimentation laboratory. He's a animal fusion between a dog, mouse and bear. They also forced a Quirk onto him (that same Quirk being High Specs, which is what grants him his ridiculous intelligence) and he managed to survive the process. While he can't fight, he was made a pro hero as a special case because of his unrivalled intelligence other than the Intelli family
AllMight: Intelli?
Aizawa: Yaoyorozu had a run in with Saiko Intelli, she'll know.
Aizawa has added Momo
Momo: her quirk lets her become a crazy genius
Momo: the effect depends on the quality and age of the tea she drinks
Aizawa: so if she were to drink tea from golden imperial tips or whatever you called it, she could potentially be the smartest person in history?
Momo: more or less yeah, I dont know what tea she drinks
HumanLieDetector: but anyway this isn't good, nezu was one of the very few successful projects and hes actually among the best of the them if not the best of them all
HumanLieDetector: they will stop at nothing to get him back
AllMight: surely theyll have issues if we keep a bunch of top 20 heroes around him?
HumanLieDetector: yeah no best jeanist dosent wanna do anything high risk, not since AFO blew a hole in him at Kamino
Jean: Fuck you Naomasa I hope AFO escapes and steals your fucking quirk
HumanLieDetector: that's a lie
Jean: die in a fire you fucker
HumanLieDetector: ....true
AllMight: chill, please?
Jean: go choke on your successors dick
Aizawa: hes 15 and that's not gonna happen on my watch.
Aizawa: besides, he probably has a small package
AllMight: please s t o p talking about izuku's junk
AllMight: i don't want to get assclapped by inko
Jean: you call your successor by his first name?
Aizawa: havent you heard? all might and midoriya's mom are boning
AllMight: A I Z A W A
Aizawa: shut your fuck, you just started dating his mom without his opinion but I was pretty sure he would have been glad
Present Mic: let's not forget the moment he said he'd castrate toshinori if he hurts his mom in any way
Midnight: w h a t
Midnight: the innocent cinnamon roll THREATENED all might?
AllMight: 'and he isnt bluffing' - Bakugou, 2020
AllMight: he speaks from experience
Ectoplasm: Is he really?
AllMight: tell that to Bakugou after he got punched across the face
HumanLieDetector: can we please go back to Nezu?
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???: Nezu had a panic attack. Everything is going well.
???: Very good. The Pro Heroes?
???: They know what happened, but they don't know who did it.
???: Better if they didn't. They don't need to know that Nezu is my slave.
???: Do try not to get noticed by the 1-A brats. They have All Might's and Endeavor's successors.
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Tetsu: SHIT SOMEONE GET RECOVERY GIRL
Kendo: Why?
Tetsu: THAT DUMBASS MONOMA TRIED TO COPY MIDORIYA'S QUIRK
Kendo: THAT IDIOT, DIDNT HE SEE HOW POWERFUL IT IS?!
Tetsu: HE LOST HIS E N T I R E ARM
Vlad: WHAT THE F U C K
(I know monoma dosent copy the stockpiled power itself but its my fic)
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