The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

Pro heroes chat

Nezu has added Midnight, Blood King, All Might, Eraserhead, Present Mic, Ectoplasm, Cementos, Snipe, Ingenium, and EndTheVore to the Chat

Ectoplasm: please tell me EndTheVore is supposed to be Endeavor

Nezu: yes it is lol

All Might: can we get a 'fuck endeavor' in the chat?

Blood King: all might swears?

Ingenium: his favorite word is 'shit'

All Might: ...he speaks the truth

Eraserhead: nezu how'd you get that name?

Nezu: i asked Bakugou to keep me updated about what happens in the 1-A chat, and he was laughing when he told me Todoroki changed his father's name to EndTheVore

All Might: seriously we need a 'fuck endeavor'

Nezu: fuck endeavor

Blood King: fuck endeavor

Ingenium: fuk endeavor

Ectoplasm: fuck endeavor

Present Mic: wait where is he anyway?

All Might: why do you need to know?

Present Mic: I just want to talk to him

Eraserhead: last time you said that you cracked midnight's phone password, sent Nezu some couple hundred pictures of many different forms of mouse porn, then she was found hanging off UA in a mouse custom and her face expression could only spell 'i saw the grim reaper right in the eyes'

Present Mic: fine I was going to scream 'FUCK ENDEAVOR' into his ears at negative Hz

Blood King: I forget how terrifying your quirk is

Nezu: wait that accident was your work Present Mic?

Present Mic: shit I forgot nezu was here

Eraserhead: you deserved the call out anyway, she was traumatized for weeks

Present Mic: hol up i got some work

Present Mic has gone idle

EndTheVore: I will not be deafened by Yamada.

EndTheVore has left the chat

Nezu added EndTheVore to the chat

Nezu has revoked EndTheVore's authority to leave the chat

Nezu has added Shoto to the chat

Nezu: where's your father

Shoto: why?

Nezu: ill ask Present Mic to blast his ears at negative hz and send his ears to hell

Shoto: he can do that? nevermind that, hes outside UA running from Present Mic

Nezu: wait hes already going after him?

Present Mic: COME HERE ENDEAVOR, I WONT HURT YOU

Present Mic has gone idle

Eraserhead: I assume this 'work' was to deafen that sorry excuse of a hero

Nezu has added MidgetNurse to the Chat

Nezu: recovery girl, please go right outside the entrance to UA, endeavor was earraped by Present Mic at negative hz and i fear his ears may be bleeding

MidgetNurse: yamada already carried me with him while he was screaming at endeavor, his ears are slightly bleeding and his hearing is temporarily impaired. i haven't kiss-healed him because if the rumors are true he dosent deserve it

Nezu: I will not argue with your reasoning

All Might: dont heal him

Eraserhead: present mic is a demon if you somehow manage to get him to scream at you at any frequency below 0Hz and frequencies below that shouldn't even be possible in the slightest

Eraserhead: which prompts the question as to how tf he managed to go below 0Hz in the first place

Present Mic: I fucked with the void

Eraserhead: you what now

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Nezu: holy shit you broke the chat

Midnight: yamada what the fuck

All Might: wtf am I witnessing

EndTheVore: First that twink deafens me, now this?

Present Mic: ill do it again you cocksplat

Present Mic: and this time I'll make it permanent

Nezu: yamada pls don't

All Might: do it

Shoto: do it

Nezu: Yagi you're fired, Shoto you're expelled

Shoto: dont do it

All Might: don't do it Yamada

Nezu: :)

Snipe: Nezu you're cruel

Nezu: i wonder what gave that away, the fact I was a sadistic maniac while fighting kaminari and mina or this.

All Might: nezu can be terrifying at times, so much I shit my pants once even in my muscle form

Eraserhead: aoyama has had it worse than you, he puked on himself numerous times thanks to his quirk, pretty sure theres a few times he shit himself too

Ectoplasm: I chose to come back at the wrong time.

Midnight: I thought there was something hot going on but I see why Ectoplasm is weirded out