The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

Smoke weed (time skip 4 weeks after Mineta)

Sero: ive been dead

Denki: same

Mina: meh, ive been moderately active

ProblemChild: Ive been busy with my recovery

IcyHot: can confirm

Sero: i have weed, who wants some

Iida: DO NOT SMOKE CANNABIS ON SCHOOL GROUNDS, NO SCRATCH THAT, DONT SMOKE CANNABIS AT ALL

ExplosivePrick: Don't mind if I do

Denki: Bakugou wants weed?

ExplosivePrick: sometimes you need a stress and anger relief.

Mina: fair

Sero: meet up at my dorm for weed, who's in, say Weed

ExplosivePrick: weed

Denki: weed

Kirishima: weed

IcyHot: weed, had to deal with endev-whore because of the money I used on Midoriya's recovery and I frankly need to blow some steam

ProblemChild: what about the smell of weed?

Sero: we'll ask momo to make anything that releases a pleasant smell

Aizawa: weed

ProblemChild: what

IcyHot: wtf

Kirishima: O.o

Denki: w t h

Aizawa: same reason as Todoroki, endeavor has been pissing everyone off because of his bank account

Nezu: i shit you not all might looks like he's about to send enji into the stratosphere

All Might: young midoriya has a better chance than me tbh

ExplosivePrick: why?

All Might: young midoriya at 100% is slightly stronger than me at 100%, only reason he hasn't done so yet is because recovery girl is gonna kill him

Nezu: lol

Denki: seeing principal nezu talk like us is just weird

Mina: true

ExplosivePrick, Sero, Kirishima, Aizawa, and Denki are idle

Mina: aren't they the...

ProblemChild: yep

All Might: sooooo, young midoriya, wanna double smash him to the stratosphere?

ProblemChild: oh yes lets go

ProblemChild: id bring shoto with me but hes already high

Mina: shoto?

ProblemChild has edited one message

ProblemChild: id bring todoroki with me but he's already high

Mina: m i d o r i y a

ProblemChild: ohhhhh crap

Mina: M I D O R I Y A

ProblemChild: @Aizawa help

Mina: I Z U K U     M I D O R I Y A

ProblemChild: sisjgeeuoakJaooqiqugrbc

All Might: ...

15 minutes later..

distantly DOUBLE DETROIT SMASH!!

EndTheVore: i can't breathe and I'm falling really fast

Nezu: how are you texting

Aizawa: he probz fucked with the void like yamada did

Jirou: stfu im summoning demons with tokoyami

Aizawa: ok thats enough

Jirou: I HEAR FOOTSTEPS

Tokoyami: @Todoroki @Jirou @Shoji @Shinsou S C A T T E R

Todoroki: oh fuckamole

Jirou: shit

Shoji: wtf

Shinsou: run.

ProblemChild: why did I just see four blurs and aizawa-senseis capture weapon

ExplosivePrick: read back

ProblemChild: o h