The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

A dark day

Homophobia, murder and suicide warning

ProblemChild: CODE RED @everyone

IcyHot: What is it midoriya?

Ochako: Whats wrong deku?

ExplosivePrick: DONT PING EVERYONE DAMN IT DEKU

Tenya: I hate to agree but Bakugou is right.

Aizawa: this is urgent if problem child of all people did that

Kirishima: im listening

Jirou: same

Tokoyami: ...

Denki: what's up high-oriya?

ProblemChild: MOMO IS MAKING TEA FOR EVERYONE AND I SEE MINETA CRAWLING ON THE CEILING ABOUT TO POUNCE HER AND I CAN BARELY HOLD THE URGE TO THROW HIM OUT THE DORMS

Jirou: i am s p e e d

ExplosivePrick: EXPLOSIVE SPEED TURBO

Ochako: gravity? never heard of it. bouncing off walls to maneuver? doing that rn

Tokoyami: d a r k s h a d o w

IcyHot: ice slide time

Tenya: i go v r o o m v r o o m

Aizawa: you have my full permission to kill him, I was going to expel him and replace him with shinsou anyway

Momo: i can see midoriya with an insane smile on his face, what's up with him?

Aizawa: youll find out- and I already hear death happening from here

Momo: Todoroki just i n c i n e r a t e d someone on the ceiling, Bakugou used howitzer impact, midoriya using his finger flick air trick, Tenya recipro-kicked someone, jirou blasted someone's ears, kirishima sliced someone, denki used his shooting thing and uraraka used GMA at zero gravity. (gunhead martial arts for those who didnt know)

Aizawa: im gonna have to tell nezu the top 3 of 1-A blasted part of the dorms

Momo: actually midoriya had his air compressor support gloves on and he landed a direct hit so he didnt do damage other than whoever he was aiming for

Aizawa: mineta, he was about to pounce you and sexually assault you, which would have worked if  problem child hadn't noticed and pinged the entire chat, but not everyone responded. he got at least half the class though

Momo: WTF and that explains his sadistic smile

Three hours later

Mineta: damn y'all just jumped at me like that, at least recovery girl healed some of my injuries

ProblemChild: i saw you on the ceiling about to pounce Momo, so I notified everyone and the rest is self explatory

Mineta: we all know you didnt do anything despite being the one who wanted to surpass all might and become top 1, faggot

ProblemChild: I beg your pardon?

Mineta: we all know you like todoroki, you gay fucker, no one likes you anyway, you never should have been born

Aizawa: i highly suggest you watch your language grapist, midoriya looks like hes about to cry

IcyHot: who hurt him

Mina: I shiJisjeusPQOAVDIR

ExplosivePrick: i knew she'd say that so I took her phone away for the time being, and someone explain