Lucifer: Here you are, Jess. A nice hot cup of coffee.
Jess: It's cold.
Lucifer:...A nice cup of coffee.
Jess: It tastes horrible.
Lucifer: *... intensifies* A cup of coffee.
Jess:..I'm not even sure if this is classified as coffee.
Lucifer: CUP
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