Coffee

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Lucifer: Here you are, Jess. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Jess: It's cold.

Lucifer:...A nice cup of coffee.

Jess: It tastes horrible.

Lucifer: *... intensifies* A cup of coffee.

Jess:..I'm not even sure if this is classified as coffee.

Lucifer: CUP

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