Sol: You're um...
Calum: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
Sol: Tiny.
Calum: Of course. I'm travel-sized for your convenience. If I was my real size, your witch here would die of fright.
Jess: *runs at Calum about to kill him while Sol holds her back*
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