Lucifer: trying to wish you happy birthday but your phone is off. Unhappy birthday
Jess: You remembered!
Lucifer: yes. I might be your least favorite friend, but I have the best memory
Jess: I don't have a least favorite friend. I hate you and Sol equally, in your own special ways
Lucifer: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
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