Unstable Criminals Random Shit

If they were in "The Hated Child becomes a Princess"

Mother: We'll name this one Princess...

Jess: ugly name for an ugly cow, continue

Mother...and these are all named Mistake

Lucifer: How did you find my old nickname-

Alicia: w h a t

*First steps*

pRiNcEsS: *stumbles across room and falls*

Mother: good job swe-

Lucifer and Jess: *holding knives and running around the room, trying to stab each other*

*Shopping*

Mother: you get 100 dollars, princess! you all get 1 dollar each. and I better get change.

Jess: r e a l l y *makes billions of dollars manifest and passes them out*

Lucifer: *buys a new life*

Drom: *buys lots of new tech*

Alicia: *buys cookies*

Lucifer: how many cookies did you even buy?

Alicia: yes.

*School transformation time*

Teacher: alright just imagine getting struck by lightning.

Lucifer: my daydream!

pRiNcEsS: *turns into an angel*

Jess: ew.

Jess: *turns into depressed lesbian witch*

Lucifer: *turns into depressed bi dad demon*

Alicia: *turns into mom friend who will always help*

Drom: *turns into an actual machine*

Teacher: w o w yOuRe AlL mAgIcAl LoSt RoYaLtY

(these videos are so fucking dumb so you know I had to do it)