(Bi not homosexual)

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Lucifer, walking downstairs: I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm living in fear 

Alicia:  *audible concern*

(next day)

Lucifer, coming out of his room: I'm present today, I'm gay (bi), and I'm not okay.

Alicia: *concern intensifies*

(next day)

Lucifer, coming in from the kitchen with coffee: I'm here in general, I'm bisexual, and I'm undependable.

Alicia, launching herself at Lucifer: WHO HURT YOU

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