Random person: Hey, handsome. What if I called you sometime?
Lucifer, visibly texting: I don't have a phone. *walks away like the boss he is*
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Random person: Hey, handsome. What if I called you sometime?
Lucifer, visibly texting: I don't have a phone. *walks away like the boss he is*