Group therapy, starring the Unstable Criminals!
Therapist: Ever had a job?
Lucifer: Well, we all once worked at a zoo.
Therapist: That's great! What'd you take from it?
Alicia: Definitely not a penguin
Therapist: You stole a penguin?!
Sol: No, we DIDN'T take a penguin
Therapist: Ah, ok
News: Breaking News! Three penguins were taken from the local zoo. This is a string of recent animal threats, and while we have no leads, we encourage anyone with information to come forward!
Jess, holding a moving sack: *crashes through a window wearing a ski mask* GUYS WE NEED TO GO NOW
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