Lucifer: *inhales* How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick several times?
Jess: One wishes to acquaint your face with a three-dimensional rectangular object, commonly used in construction, repeatedly.
Lucifer: That...was poetry.
Alicia: No that was a cry for therapy
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