Unstable Criminals Random Shit

Leg

Lucifer: *banging his head on the wall* 

Luke: *doing the exact same thing* 

Jess: 

Jess: Ok, I'll bite. What happened. 

Luke, looking at her: If you cut off your leg, would it hurt? 

Jess, scoffing: Of course it would! 

Lucifer: Where? 

Jess: Your leg- 

*Two minutes later*

 Jess, Lucifer, and Luke: *Banging their heads on the wall* 

Rowan: I don't know, I just found them here like this.