Jess: What were your exes like?
Lucifer: *Chokes*
Lucifer: You don't-
Jess: I do
Calum: Oh ho ho ho ho this is gonna be good
Lucifer: Um... So one died while we were engaged-
Jess: Holy forking shirt balls
Lucifer: One... Also died when I was GOING to propose to her
Jess: FORGET I ASKED
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