Random teacher: You say you didn't pull that prank. Are you lying to me?
Jess: That depends on how you define lying.
Teacher: ...I define it as not telling the truth.
Lucifer: I define it as putting my body horizontal.
Teacher:
Jess: *snickers*
Teacher: Get out of my office.
Jess and Lucifer in unison: Absolutely
YOU ARE READING
Unstable Criminals Random Shit
RandomUhhhh @Rabioa @SlytherinRoyalty28 @min_mat144 @SolarisFox Random stuff with my besties on here
