Unstable Criminals Random Shit

Pi

Kidnapper: If you can recite 100 digits of PI, I'll let you go. Otherwise, prepare to die here!

Lucifer: *looks at Jess*

Jess: *looks at Lucifer*

Both: *stand up and breathe in*

Alicia: here we go...

Lucifer and Jess: 

3.14159, this is π

Followed by 2-6-5-3-5-8-9

Circumference over diameter7-9, then 3-2-3
OMG! Can't you see?
8-4-6-2-6-4-3
And now we're on a spree38 and 32, now we're blue
Oh, who knew?
7, 950 and then a two
88 and 41, so much fun
Now a run
9-7-1-6-9-3-9-9
Then 3-7, 51Half way done!
0-5-8, now don't be late
2-0-9, where's the wine?
7-4, it's on the floor
Then 9-4-4-5-92-3-0, we gotta go
7-8, we can't wait
1-6-4-0-6-2-8
We're almost near the end, keep going62, we're getting through
0-8-9-9, on time
8-6-2-8-0-3-4
There's only a few more!8-2, then 5-3
42, 11, 7-0 and 67
We're done! Was that fun?

Kidnapper: ...

Jess: We don't even want to be let go we were just looking for an excuse to sing that