005. i solemnly swear that i am up to no good

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chapter five
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❝ I solemnly swear that I am up to no good ❞




















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"You know what this means, Malak," Tubbo grinned, screen sharing the open Twitter tab with the other two people in the call. "You know what this means."

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX · 1d
if this tweet gets 150k likes
209k ❤ㅤ11k 💬ㅤ23k 🔁

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
WHERE THE FUCK DID HALF OF YOU
GUYS EVEN COME FROM

Tubbo | @TubboLive
haha likes go brrr

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
Tubbo that is not what we agreed on

Tubbo | @TubboLive
oh

user 1 | @username1
AGREED ON WHAT

George | @Georgenotfound
LOL

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
THIS WASN'T THE DEAL

George |@Georgenotfound
what are you talking about what deal

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
I'd tell you how I really feel right now, George, but I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.

Wilbur Soot | @WilburSoot
@Phe0niX oh this one's a REALLY good one. I'm impressed.

TommyInnit @tommyinnit
@WilburSoot Malak does not crave your validation as much as you think she does

user 2 | @username2
YOU GUYS MADE A DEAL?!??!

Dream | @Dreamwastaken
ratio

Phe0niX | @Phe0niX
DREAM YOU ASSHOLE YOU RATIOED
ME

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