bnha- oneshots

☑️I found a child! (Dabi x Keigo)

((kind of a crack?))

Part 1/1

*3rd person POV*

"Well that's why I think they should have just sent it one person."
Togo explained once again to shiragaki.

She has been going on about this since the league lost bakugo.
"Just send it that bald hero! One Punch Man? I don't know his name. All I know is I hate him but it would have been quicker to send him to get bakugo then children!"

Shiragaki sighed.
"Toga-"

"Just hear me out!"
She interrupted.

"I have! Multiple times!"
Shiragaki exclaimed.

"It found me. It found me. Or I found it. I don't really know but for once in my life I am scared "
Touya ran into the league's base closing the door and clinging to it.

"What?"
Toga asked, peering over at him.

He seemed to be freaking out. He kept muttering and his eyes were darting.

"Dabi, what found you? Heros?"
Shiragaki asked, setting down his tea.

"No I think I found it first but now it won't go away and i-"
Giggling and soft hitting on the door stopped him from speaking.
"It's here.."

Toga sighed getting up.
"If I don't get to stab something I'm going to my room."

She opened the door and gasped loudly.
"What!? What is it?"
Shiragaki asked, standing.

"It's a child!"
She came back into the base with a small child in her hands.
"He seems to be maybe four?"

"No no no no! Get it away!"
Touya brushed the child's wanting hands off his coat.

"Who is it?"
Shiragaki asked, turning back to kuro.

"You know that hero...Hawks? Yeah, him."
Touya explained.
"He must have gotten into a messy situation with a quirk."

"Aren't you like, all over Hawks?"
Toga asked, resting the four year old on her hip and playing with him.

"What! I-"

"Yeah, you have posters and stocker pictures of him right?"

"I-"

"Oh my God!"
Shiragaki lost his shit.
He banged his palm on the bar top engulfing with laughter.
"Toga give him Hawks. Oh my fuck, we are gonna go do something and leave dabi here alone with his crush."

Toga giggled and jumped up and down before handing Keigo to Touya much to his dismay.
"Where are we going?"
She asked, grabbing her sunglasses.

"I don't know."
Shiragaki was still laughing as he grabbed his coat.
"Let's just go murder some people. Or we can go watch that deku kid."

"Mmm...deku.."
Toga basically had an orgasm.

"Have fun dabi!"
Shiragaki said before closing the door.

"What am I supposed to do with this...this.."
Touya couldn't find the word as he sat on a bar stool.

"Child?"
Kuro finished, putting togas liquor back.

"Child..."
Touya repeated.

What the fuck. Why did he have to walk into this...bird.
Actually that didn't happen. But what did was....

        ~flashback~

Touya was walking around the area near the base just chilling making sure no heros were around.