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Dare: i dare gohan to k*ll yamcha (cuz I hate yamcha) if he cannot bring himself to do that, can he at least make fun of yamcha?

Admin: I say we kill him!

Gohan:*looks at her like shes crazy* Why? Yamcha's my friend! 

Admin: So what? We can just bring him back with the dragon balls!

Gohan: I'm still not going to do it. I may have beaten up Krillin, but I didn't kill him. And I won't kill Yamcha either

Admin:*sighs* I had a feeling you were going to say that. Here *hands him index cards*

Gohan:*takes it* What are these for?

Admin: Well you see I wrote these before just in case you would chicken out on killing Yamcha. I knew these would come in handy. Don't read them yet though! Read them until we see Yamcha

Gohan:*confused* Okay

~They go to Kame House and see Yamcha training with Krillin outside 

Yamcha:*waves* Hey guys!

Puar: Hello!

Krillin: Oh no not them...

Admin: Hi Yamcha!. Krillin...

Krillin:*scared*  H-Hi Lesly! And Gohan...your not here to see me are you?

Admin: Nope! We came to see Yamcha!

Krillin:*sighs in relief* Okay good! See ya *Leaves quickly*

Gohan:*fake coughs* Eh hem

Admin: Oh right! Soo Gohan! Read what I wrote will ya?

Gohan: Right...*looks down at index cards* 'So wanna know how you got owned by Vegeta, Yamcha?'

Yamcha: Wait...what-

Gohan:*flips card and continues reading* 'Your so weak that Vegeta killed you and stole your ex girlfriend!'

Yamcha: I am not-

Gohan: 'And not only that, he fucked her too!'

Yamcha:*face turns red* Gohan...

Gohan: 'He impregnated her, and not only is Vegeta a thousand times stronger than you, but his son is also a thousand times stronger than you and has grown up to be a badass!'

Yamcha:*stares at him in disbelief* I...I...

Gohan: 'Face it Yamcha, your going to be alone. Forever.'

Yamcha: *falls down to his knees*

Puar: Yamcha! Yamcha are you okay?

Yamcha: Its true...I lost Bulma...and i'm going to be alone...

Gohan:*turns to Lesly* WHAT KIND OF WORDS WERE THOSE!?

Admin:*shruggs* Idk I just-

Gohan: I thought we were going to make fun of him, not insult him!

Admin: Whoops I guess I got a little carried away...

Yamcha:*weeping* I'm such a failure...

Admin: O.O Well do you feel bad for Yamcha? Tell me in the comments! Oh and don't forget to leave me a dare! (Or question)

Gohan: Yamcha I'm sorry...*pats his back*

Admin: BYE!

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