Statehouse Thoughts & Headcannons

List of all nicknames Florida has ever used

I am almost definitely gonna miss a few so be warned (I'll update this list every time there's a new one)

California: Safe Space, Cali, Nation-State, nerd, human torch

Louisiana: Louie

Ohio: Spaghetti Man, Harry Potter

Michigan: Voldemort

Massachusetts: Masshole

Iowa: I-O-U

Pennsylvania: Pa, papa

Colorado: Coco

Wisconsin: Sconnie

DC: Fed, boo, dummy

South Dakota: South D

Connecticut: butter-cut, (the following are only when they're arguing) New Yorkachusetts, little-cut, Lorelai, Rory, Yankee Doodle

Maryland: Mary

CDC: nerd, bear man, science boy

Texas: 'tiny, boring, Alaska'

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Nicknames other states have used:

Alaska calls Texas little buddy

Texas calls Alaska big guy

Something I've noticed is (unless it's Florida), California is always called California until one of them need him to help with an argument, then all of a sudden he's Cali

(During pizza arguments) Illinois calls New York water boy and New York calls him deep dish

Louisiana calls everyone (but mostly Florida) sha

Maryland calls pretty much everyone hun

South Carolina calls North Carolina little brother

Xichigan

Massachusetts is usually referred to as Mass

(After the bunker thing) California and New York have called DC Bunker Boy and more recently it's just been used to refer to Trump

Pennsylvania calls Florida "Full" (honestly I think it's really sweet, he knows that the abbreviation is FL but still uses Full because it's what Florida thought it was and as a state that prefers being called by the abbreviation he respects that)

Connecticut wants to be called nutmeggers