Identity V stuff (Requests Are Open)

So, we're getting a new hunter, huh?

[A/N: So... a dummy thicc undead guy named Percy, who was brought to life by Burke... You know I'm gonna write some fanfictions about this man. You know it.]

"Guys, I'd like you to meet Percy," Burke said as he introduced the big man to the other hunters. "I brought him back to life."

"So does that mean BonBon got a new brother?" Joseph asked. "Or are you just replacing the poor thing?"

BonBon made a distressed noise and hit Joseph with their mace. They hate it whenever Joseph makes these types of jokes. 

The undead man chuckled. 

"So this penguin looking bot is also your creation? Is this that 'Guard number 26' you told me about?" Percy asked Burke, petting BonBon's head. "Well, the decision to fill a cute looking thing with bombs is great. I can clearly see why this one's here instead of the rest."

"That," Burke said. "And they messed with the others' codes. Seriously. Number 27 thinks they're a goddamn toaster!"

Percy let out a small laugh. "I have a feeling I could get along with this one." He chuckled. BonBon made a rather happy noise.

[A/N: Me? Giving Percy and BonBon a sibling relationship? Yes.]

"Wait a minute, Burke fucking Lapadura!" Luchino said, visibly annoyed. "You're telling me that you've robbed a grave of a person, to make a dangerous biological experiment to bring them back to life..." Then the lizardfolk frowned. "...without calling ME?!"

"Luchino, you're only working with Lizards and you test shit on yourself," Burke said. "There's no fucking way I'm letting you in on an experiment involving dead people."

"But Burke," Luchino whined, offended. "I'm a biologist!"

"And I'm an architect," Burke said. "It doesn't matter."

"Plus, Burke just completed my research." Percy intervened. "I did most of it, then I got killed."

"True. True." Burke nodded. "You're welcome, by the way."

Percy just hummed. Burke knew it was his way of saying "Thank you".

"So..." Percy said, turning to Luchino. "Was your experiment the thing that turned you into a reptile? Or was it something else?"

"Honestly, I kinda forgot," Luchino replied. "I think it's either one of my experiments going wrong, or the consequence of fighting with Yidrah."

"Yidrah?" Percy asked.

"That would be me, darling~" Yidrah said as she got up from the couch and shook the undead's hand. "And trust me, Luchino was lucky to survive. If you'll try to fight me, you'll die."

"Ma'am, I've already died once," Percy said, unimpressed with the goddess's threat. "Try to find another reason for me to not pick a fight with you."

"Ooh! The new guy is unmoved, Snake!" Luchino laughed. "Whatcha gonna do with him now?"

Yidrah growled. This guy has only arrived five minutes ago and she already doesn't like him.

"Percy," Burke said, putting one hand on the undead's shoulder. "Meet Yidrah- the oldest goddess in the universe, and the laziest hunters here."

"She's a goddess," Percy said. "You expect gods to be productive?"

Luchino just burst laughing from all that Yidrah slander, clearly starting to like the new guy. Yidrah, on the other hand, tried to imagine him die in gruesome ways.