~Idiot~ by kato_libra (dreamwastaken fic<3)

-3-

Cara:
So...
Clay....
You should like....
👉👈

Put this on
👉👈

Sapnap:
CARA THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT

George:

Cara:
AAHHAHDJSKKSKKDKD
NO WAY
OOPS
AHHSHSHSJSHJSJSJSJ

Sapnap:

You are not smart

Cara:
OH AND YOU ARE??

Sapnap:
SMARTER THAN YOU!

Cara:
NUH-UH

Sapnap:
YUH-UH

George:
And she called us the children

Cara:
George I Will fight you

George:
Oooo so scared

Cara:
Dream im being bullied

Dream:
Sapnap, I've known you for years and I came to the conclusion a long time ago that you have about 4 brain cells

Sapnap:

Dream:
George, I don't even have the energy to go down the long list of reasons why you in fact are a child

George:
I am 24

Dream:
and?

George:

Dream:
And Cara

Cara:
Oh no it's my turn

Dream:
You thought that a group chat named "Mine-Whores" was privately texting me
So either you are illiterate
Or my name in your phone is something I should be worried about now

Cara:
Let's just go with the illiterate one

Dream:
So in conclusion you are all dumb asses

Cara:
I absolutely love the pet names my boyfriend gives me🥰😍😘

Sapnap:
You still ate cat shit, Dream
And pissed the bed

George:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cara:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cara:
Wait I still haven't gotten an answer, Dream

Dream:
An answer to what?

Cara:
...
The maid dress

Dream:
No

Sapnap:
LMAO

Cara:
YOU WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IN IT
PLEASE

George:

Cara:
Dream
Clay
Clayton
Please
I'm literally begging

Dream:
No

Private DM

Mine-Bitch😍:
Okay fine

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I wrote this on the toilet taking a shit