Just a bunch of idiots simping.
Pairing: Dreamwastaken x OC
Ft: a whole bunch of Minecraft youtubers
Start date: 9/9/20
End date: 11/18/20
Chapters from now on out will be random text conversations but the actual plot of the story is complete.
IM...
Cara: I wonder when the government is going to kill me
George:
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Sapnap: A "Hello" would be nice for once
Cara: I've explained too many conspiracies to too many people There has to be one of them that turns out to be true
Dream: Dating a mental hospital patient is so hard sometimes
Cara: I've told you some, Dream They're gonna come after you, too
Dream: Finally
Cara: We can be like Bonnie and Clyde And both die ~together~
Dream: Sounds good to me
Sapnap: Stop acting like the government killing you is a thing that's actually going to happen
Cara: Sapnap Nick Nicholas All I'm saying is that if I die a young death, y'all better do some investigation
George: Oh my god
Cara: Because when I die, I'm gonna be 57 years old and it will be a suicide But not because of depression or any of that shit But because nobody can kill me BUT ME
Dream: But what if they make your death look like a suicide?
Cara: That's a great question Clayton I'm glad you asked
Dream: I don't like it when you call me Clayton
Cara: Ignoring that
Sapnap: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA CLAYTON
Dream:
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Cara: When I die I will drink 2 cups of bright blue paint, lather myself in baby oil, and throw my body into a dumpster fire that i started. If those exact series of events don't happen, It was the government
Dream: It just occurred to me That I am in love with a future crazy old lady who sits outside of the Walmart with a thong over her pants Dear god
Cara: Hehehe didn't know you were into that, babe Noted *winky winky*
Dream: I don't even know how to respond to that
Sapnap: Is it truly worth it, dream
Dream: *sighs* Yes
Cara: HAHAHAAHAHHAH FUCK YOU SAPNAP
George: It's not too late to run
Dream: Maybe a speedy jog
Cara: I absolutely adore you
Dream:
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Cara: Tell bob to stop being a cock block
Sapnap: WOAH THATS WHERE THAT WAS GOING?
Dream: I JUST SPIT OUT MY SOUP AND NOW ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE
Cara: Oh to be that soup...
George: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Sapnap: DONT ASK, GEORGE WE DONT WANT TO KNOW
Dream: Wanna come over tonight?😉
Cara: -
Sapnap: I can't believe this conversation went from Cara talking about how the governments gonna add her to their hit list, to her being thirsty for dream for the 10000th time this week
Dream: Can you blame her?
Sapnap: YES
George: What was the conspiracy she told you, dream
Dream: You truly don't want to know
Sapnap: It's that insane?
Dream: The worst part is that it kinda did add up
George: What kind of crack do they sell in florida?
Sapnap: Where did she go? It's been like 10 minutes since she last responded
Dream: Oh my god she just called me and said she was on her way and then hung up
Sapnap: Quick Pour out all of the soup you own while you still have the chance
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Once every three weeks I have a dream that the government is after me, and i think it's a sign
