Explosive Duo [Rewrite coming soon!]

Chapter 22: Travel To The Crimson Demon Village

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Y/N POV

Just a morning as any other, goats happily eating grass, toads jumping from side to si-- no wait, one ate a goat, and a massive explosion on the background appeared

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Quest: Collect Migrating Tuna - Failed

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We returned to the guild after the... thing i don't want to talk about, happened

???:"hey, did you hear? starting the next year there wont be any more tuna"

???2:"some crazy mages screwed up the entire landscape"

???:"i always looked forward to tuna season"

Y/N:"0 points..."

Megumin:"what!? today's explosion was worth atleast 120 points!"

Kazuma:"it was worth nothing! and that's being generous! you let lose an explosion because you thought a monster was going to take our tuna!? what's the point if you blow up the fish too!? would it kill you to learn some other advanced magic already!?"

Y/N:"and as for you, you better not talk like that to her"

Darkness:"yeah, that's going too far"

He sighed in defeat

Kazuma:"and about you, as soon as you got in the water they were gnawing on you!"

Aqua:"are we in debt again now? what are we gonna do!? i don't want to work a part-time job anymore!"

Y/N:"would you shut up? i'm trying to think..."

Kazuma:"hey! get off me already!"

He was trying to get Aqua off him, while i was thinking for a way to get this done

???:"isn't stealing panties that scum can do? he's the type of scumbag who'd dropkick a woman without a second thought"

Then every female adventurer started saying "Scumzuma" over and over again

Kazuma:"hey what!? Y/N! are you seeing this!?"

Y/N:"Scumzuma, Scum-- sorry what?"

He slapped my head afterwards

Just then, the doors of the guilt bursted open and revealed Yunyun looking intense, she walked in and came over to our table as i look at her while rubbing the back of my head

Y/N:"hey Yunyun, how's it going?"

Yunyun:"K-Kazuma-san"

Kazuma:"yeah?"

Yunyun:"i-i..."

Y/N:"come on, it isn't that hard, just open your mouth and let the words come out of i--"

Yunyun:"i want to have your baby!"

Y/N:"well, that was random"

Kazuma:"u-uhm... how about we go to the mansion before we cause a ruckus here?"

Y/N:"let me take care of that"

Timeskip

We all were doing our things in the mansion, though me and Megumin were listening to Kazuma and Yunyun's conversation

Kazuma:"alright, so what was it that you said before?"

Yunyun:"i want to have a baby with you!"

Kazuma:"ah... i've always wanted to have a daughter"